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So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

Squirrel

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    ... and Mega evolves, scaring everyone away!

    So a Trevanent walks into the bar...
     
    Dedenne1

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    • ....and somehow lights a glass on fire.

    So then a Latios flies into the bar....
     
    Leviathan

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    • ..and demands to know where Latias is.

    So then a Scyther walks into the good old bar...
     
    Squirrel

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    ... and hits his head on the metal bar in front of him - ow! Joke explained :D

    A Pidgey flies into a bar...
     
    Meadow

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    • ...and delivered a Cease & Desist letter to the owner! *plot twist*

    So then Arceus returns to the bar...


    Squirrel said:
    ... and hits his head on the metal bar in front of him - ow! Joke explained :D
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    I... still don't... wait OHHHHHHH. Bar. I see how it is. xD
     
    Dedenne1

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    • And blinds everyone with its beauty.

    So then a flareon walks into the bar....
     
    JJ Styles

    JJ Styles

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    • And suddenly he's not that useless anymore. Thank Arceus for the physical and special split.

    So Bird Jesus i mean Pidgeot flaps in to the bar,,,
     
    Meadow

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    • ...and everyone tries paying for his drink. xD

    So then Brian I mean a different Pidgeot flies into the bar...
     
    classiccartoonsftw

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    ...looking for a place to meditate, but there's too much noise, so it beats up the noisy customers instead.

    So an Excadrill walks into the bar...
     
    Squirrel

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    Hahhahaha omg this vegemite I can't even.

    ... and digs a hole through the floor to use to steal the drinks!

    So a Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...
     
    Dedenne1

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    • ....and cant find a seat so it knocks out 2 pokes with a hydro pump!

    So a Zoroark walks into the bar....
     
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