So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[JJ Styles]

and there was no Counter. Sylveon was out with her boi Umbreon

So an Absol walks into THE bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and Mega evolves, scaring everyone away!

So a Trevanent walks into the bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....and askes for milk knocks on itself for 'luck'.

So then this Gorgeist walks into a bar across town....

 

[Dedenne1]

....and somehow lights a glass on fire.

So then a Latios flies into the bar....

 

[Leviathan]

..and demands to know where Latias is.

So then a Scyther walks into the good old bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but leaves because he realizes that he can't even hold a cup.

So then a Goomy enters the bar...

dang it I was about to tell that joke Squirrel :/

Can you explain the joke? I'm out of the loop haha. xD

 

[Squirrel]

... and hits his head on the metal bar in front of him - ow! Joke explained :D

A Pidgey flies into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and delivered a Cease & Desist letter to the owner! *plot twist*

So then Arceus returns to the bar...

... and hits his head on the metal bar in front of him - ow! Joke explained :D

I... still don't... wait OHHHHHHH. Bar. I see how it is. xD

 

[KittiOcelotti]

.....and got caught with a nest ball.


So Meowth walked into the bar...

 

[I AM VEGEMITE]

AND EATS SOME VEGEMITE.

SO A VEGE- I MEAN VESQIQUEN WALKS INTO A BAR...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

^WHAT IS THIS EVEN

...and chokes on some milk a peanut.

An Altaria shows up to this bar one night....

 

[Dedenne1]

And blinds everyone with its beauty.

So then a flareon walks into the bar....

 

[JJ Styles]

And suddenly he's not that useless anymore. Thank Arceus for the physical and special split.

So Bird Jesus i mean Pidgeot flaps in to the bar,,,

 

[Meadow]

...and everyone tries paying for his drink. xD

So then Brian I mean a different Pidgeot flies into the bar...

 

[Precious~Dark]

And gets jealous of the attentions the other Pidgeot receives!

A klefki flies into the bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

... and takes the key to the cash register

So then a Medicham walks into a bar...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...looking for a place to meditate, but there's too much noise, so it beats up the noisy customers instead.

So an Excadrill walks into the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

Hahhahaha omg this vegemite I can't even.

... and digs a hole through the floor to use to steal the drinks!

So a Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

 

[Fairy Tale~]

And gets into a barfight with a pikachu.

So a Blastoise walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

....and cant find a seat so it knocks out 2 pokes with a hydro pump!

So a Zoroark walks into the bar....