So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Meadow]

...just to get sued by a burnt Pachirisu who tried hugging that Slugma earlier.

And so a Magikarp with legs walks into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

....and gets kicked out for showing those ugly legs in public.

So a Meloetta floats into the bar....

 

[JJ Styles]

and sang its song of love to turn-on all the male (and female) pokemon inside. (Because as we know, Meloetta is "genderless")

So Cubone walked into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...but couldn't find his mother here either. Sad... ;-;

Then a Mr. Mime walks into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and Slowking the bartender still asked if it was a boy or a girl...

So Terrakion charged in headfirst at the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and left the bar as quickly as he entered through the back wall.

Then a Meditite wonders why there is a hole in the back wall of the bar and decides to check it out. She enters the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and her life was changed forever. Sylveon wanted to Play Rough.

So the Red Gyarados from Johto's Lake of Rage swam into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and got laughed at for being differently colored by the regular Gyarados. Racists!

Then a Diglett digs into a bar...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and steals a chair from a customer.

So a Metagross walks into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and Gengar reminded it that as of the 6th and current gen, it's precious steel typing no longer has resistance to dark and ghost type moves. Hashtag6thgensux

I, the narrator of this post must call IT, So Diancie Diamond Dusted "her" way into the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and instantly tripped over, making everyone laugh at her!

So a random Sandshrew we've never met before walks into the bar...

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

...and dies of dysentery because the bar is on the Oregon Trail.

So a zigzagoon walks into a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

... and crashes into a nearby stool

So then a Samurott walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and helps the poor Zigzagoon up.

So then a Noctowl flies into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and guesses the next visitor to be a Horsea.

Sadly, he was wrong, because then a Camerupt enters the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...just to get dissed by a salty Noctowl.

So then a Horsea enters the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... but then suffocates because it can't breathe without water!

So a Hypno walks into a bar...

 

[Percy]

... and hypnotizes the people.
So a Blaziken walked into a bar ...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

...and gets asked about how it feels about being the first of the final forms of starter Pokemon that ended up being Fire/Fighting type

So then a Swampert walks into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and is asked how he gets those buff muscles with his Mega Evolution.

So a Kecleon walks into a bar...