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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Squirrel

Squirrel

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    Because everyone in the Pokémon world lives in an igloo!

    Why have they never released a Pokémon made entirely of pasta?
     
    Aslan

    Aslan

    3,105
    Posts
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    • she/her
    • Seen May 23, 2023
    Because Arceus's the flying spaghetti monster and enjoys eating his own kind. (i.e the pasta pokemon)

    How come pokemon are unable to battle when they faint?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
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    • Because it loves to eat vanilla-flavored Swablu.

    Why is Vanillite edible?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • Because Squirrel dictates whether or not a Pokémon is edible. Right, Ozzy?

    How can you fly several miles while riding on a Fletchling?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
    8,321
    Posts
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    • Because your nose farts make you lighter.

    Why are Pecha berries sweet?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • Because 4Kids, the dictator of Pokémon, absolutely loathes darkness.

    Why is shiny Sharpedo pink?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
    8,321
    Posts
    9
    Years
    • Because it lives in the land of fishy drag queens.

    Why is Furfrou furry?
     
    Squirrel

    Squirrel

    9,535
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    12
    Years
    • Age 29
    • Seen May 11, 2023
    Because he drank a bottle of hair tonic by mistake!

    Why can't you ride around the overworld on a Magikarp?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • Because he's passive aggressive! Get it... Passive? Aggressive? Okay, I'll shut up now lol.

    Why did the Combusken cross the road?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
    8,321
    Posts
    9
    Years
    • It forgot what an egg looked like.

    Why is shiny Garchomp shiny?
     
    Circuit

    Circuit

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    4,815
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    • Because she has a secret gym underneath her Gym that allows her to bodybuild to her heart's content; underneath all them cute clothes lies a body that would scare even the toughest bodybuilders.

    Why can't my Slugma swim?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
    8,321
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    • Because it's scared away by its reflection in the water.

    Why Groudon so big?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • It isn't big - it's just that most Pokémon are ridiculously tiny!

    Why do Bad Eggs exist...?
     

    Girantina

    Girantina: Cuteness Overload
    3
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    9
    Years
    • Seen Apr 23, 2015
    because it eats shovels for breakfast

    why does mega slowbro look like a upside down ice cream?
     
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