Dear Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

I'm sorry, but I tried my best. I've been patient with you for the past month, but nothing I'm saying is being retained. Clearly if you were hired for a job that completely relies on computer navigation, it would help if you could do so, even in a basic matter. We gave you an open-note test to prove you could at least look stuff up when you didn't know it, but you failed that too. You'll be fired in a few days, and I'll feel bad for you, but I've done everything I can to help.

Dearest of all anons,

I'm sorry, but...

Dear A,

You still owe me money.
I will not forgive.

Dear A,

Lame. Just when I was feeling up to going again since my leg got better you hurt your ankle and won't be able to come in for a while. What will I do without my kickboxing partner! /cries internally

Dear Anon,

I really like you. I just don't know how to tell you.

Dear anon,
sometimes I'm wondering when will we talk again, since we haven't talked to each other for weeks now.

Dear Anon,

It crushes my heart every time I look at your face. You're such an intelligent person, with an amazing personality, and such a great, big heart. Your stupid smiles make me remember there is good in the world.

and then I remember you have cancer.

and then I remember you think you're going to be dead soon.

... and then I remember you and I don't talk that often.

Are you even being treated? You still have all of your hair... you said the cancer came back. What about chemo? Are you okay?

You can't die.

DA

I hope I never have to go through anything like that again.

Dear anon,

I don't get it dude. Some days you seem like a close friend and then some days it seems like you can't stand to be around me. Maybe it's me that is the problem, but if so just tell me instead of acting like there is no issue and making the friendship even worse between us. I'm tired of this and just want things normal again.

Dear anon,


GOOD LUCK AND MISS YOU <3 I hope that you have fun in Florida and wish I could have gone with you!

Dear anon,
I just wish that you'll be fine. Don't feel bad about yourself, ok?

Dear Anon,

Look at all the trees in our yard that provide oxygen to the hard-working critters of the world that feed and provide for their families and themselves.

You owe them all an apology!

Dear anon...
I want to forgive you, but I don't know how, sorry...

Dear Anon,
I'm sorry about what happened, I didn't want it to end like that...
Just please come back and we can fix it.
I miss you...

Dear Anon,

Idk if I can keep up dealing with this situation... it's only getting worse :/

Dear Anonymous,

It's amazing how easily you think one heated conversation can be swept under the rug like water underneath a bridge. How naive can you be to think that I'd ever have the intention of completely forgetting the insults you threw at me for simply rejecting you? And 12 hours was all it took to convince yourself that it wasn't worth it? Should have thought about that before you started running your mouth.

Pro-tip: Don't go about insulting a girl you're crushing on if you're looking for a chance.

Dear anon,

Sorry bout that. Guess I got a little carried away :p

Dear Anonymous,

I'm not sure if I should take the leap just yet.

Dear anonymous(es),
Sometimes I'm wondering, when are you around, once again? You three are the inspiration for me, and I missed you girls already. Be back again soon, ok?

dear anonymous,

i appreciate your honest replies when it comes to decisions i make and things like that, but some of your comments make me literally want to punch you in the face the next time i see you and i just feel like i can't tell you that your replies anger me, even though you're one of the people i'm closest to in the world, but whatever.

DA:

Can you really make me feel jealous of a person I have never met?