ebay madness

...Otherwise known as the sitcom that is my life. Mum: Urgh! I am never eating a pasty from that shop ever, ever again. Dad: Devil Pasty! Me: What if I was dangling upside down over a boiling pit of lava, and some super-villain threatened to drop me in unless you ate another one? Dad: Sh*t...

Oh goooodddd so much money spent this week I can't even plead Christmas an excuse except except that because it's Christmas there are sales and sales, sales are good. • 4 x CD's in HMV. Best of U2, Best of Robbie Williams, Paramore: Riot and Nickelback: Dark Horse. They had a deal on. >_>; •...

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey? Me: ...Come again? Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears. Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can...

urgh. I've been hunting for one of they pretty damn smart-lookin' Pikachu-Pichu edition GameBoy Colors for a little while now on eBay. and I just. ASFDAKJFGSFGJDSDGSFGDHGF. You find a perfect console at a perfect price and then in tiny tiny tiny type at the bottom it's all "ooh sorry I lost the...

(Not to be confused with the "Deranged Catwoman Smile", a damage-dealing move found only in the Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt and Michelle Pfeiffer species of Catwoman. (Note: neither the Alan Moore or Halle Berry species of Catwoman comes with this move; instead, it was replaced with "Yet Another...