YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey?
Me: ...Come again?
Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
Mum: It was cute.
Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it.
[cue five minutes of scrolling and suggesting]
Mum: Ahhh, that's it! That one!
Me: That's Glaceon. She doesn't look a thing like a donkey.
Mum: She does!
Me: She does not! She looks like a dog!
Mum: A dog?! She looks like a donkey!
Me: SHE EVOLVES FROM EEVEE, WHO IS A DOG*!
Mum: YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG!
Me: ...Think really carefully about what you just said.
Mum: *walking away* Too late, I already did.

My household: insane since 1989.

* I have long held the belief that Eevee looks more like a dog than a cat. Or maybe a fox.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

XD

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[Ivysaur]

Have you ever tried selling your lives to a TV station? They could make some really awesome series XD

 

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

@ beauty. proletariat - *bows* XD

@ Went - Oooh, what a smashing idea. But they might send 'round representatives from the loony bin >.>

 

[colours]

Eevee is a fox. :[

 

[Eucliffe]

Eevee is a fox. :[

Definitely that, though Bulbapedia also says it has catlike and doglike traits XD (along with all it's evolutions)

But how DARE she call Glaceon a "donkey" ;_; *loves that cute ice type to death*

For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD

 

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

Eevee is a fox. :[

True. D: But then that would have made this conversation slightly pervy >.>

For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD

XD omg you have no idea how relevant that statement is to this household. XD Eeyore used Yawn! <3

 

[Donnie]

I read this blog because the title said dog. :(

 

[Tyrantrum]

EEVEE! <333333333333333333333333