1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

[Master Bait]

69. Kick the Walmart manager.
70. Burn that place.
71. ?????
72. PROFIT!!!

 

[Sage Harpuia]

73-Hide behind huge pile of merchandies wearing tipical russian outfit, and when someone approach jump out yelling "CAPITALIST!!!!111!!" be sure to put "1"

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

LOL @ 73.


74. Get a Goofy hat on, take off your belt, and whip people with it after jumping out, screaming "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"

75. Go on the intercom and say "I KILLED MUFASA!"

 

[Pichu_fan]

76.Change the Price tags around. Ex.$8.99 to 9.98

77.Go inside the freezers and hand out the stuff inside.

78.Turn on the Water Dispenser with no water jug underneath.

79.Turn off the water Dispenser when someone is using it (By the Plug,of possible)

 

[A Pixy]

80. Impersonating a doctor and giving people fake prognoses, saying they'll day in a moment.

 

[Sydian]

81. Get a bunch of hookers and get them to shake their rumps dramatically as you rap about "wally wally wally wally world."

 

[NurseBarbra]

82. Super glue EVERYTHING to the shelves... Ah good times. Good times... Did I mention I'm banned from a multitude of stores?

 

[Alice]

83. Fill a cart completely full with random stuff, go to a register that seems to be fairly busy, and leave when you're next in line. Don't take the cart with you.

 

[MrUmbreon1994]

84. go to the alarm clock sectoin and ser all the alarms to go off exactly 1 minuet inbetween eachother, do this at reguler intervles

 

[TabooWord]

85.Scream hail Hitler! in the intercom really loud
86.Get a hammer and try it on the nearest employee
87.Scream I've hidden a bomb! in the intercom
88.Get ice cream and throw it at everybody
89.Break everything

 

[iwuzhere9]

90. Walk into the store in a banana suit and start having a very loud argument with the produce section over an affair that may or may not have happened with a banana's wife, resulting in you curb stomping a banana.
That was a good day...

 

[JinRazielGames]

91. Go to the most middle of Walmart where people most gather and say some random words then do a very gay ballet dance.
92. Wear your headphones and listen to Linkin Park then headbang like a freak like you'd never before.
93. Go to the computers and open 10 tabs then type to all of those tabs all the Pronz and Hantei sites you know.

 

[iwuzhere9]

95. Convince small children to race bikes with you around the store
96. Take the giant balls out of the bins (they ALWAYS have giant balls for sale) and start throwing them at people as they pass you, claiming that they are trespassing on your property.

 

[JinRazielGames]

97. Randomly propose at random fat ladies then show off your abs.
98. Go to the elevator with a police. Then get near his face and evil stare.
99. Find a police and say "Sir, someone having a seizure in the bathroom!" Once your in the bathroom, act like you're having seizure.
100. Use a megaphone and say "Justin Bieber Is Gay" many times
101. Go to the highest floor and shout i'mma suicide!!

 

[Netto Azure]

102

Do what my classmate proposed: Scratch the barcodes LOL. xD

 

[A Pixy]

103

Shout COME AT ME BRO to anyone and anything.

 

[kittykitten]

104
Attempt to bring a Reese's out of the store, then throw it at the person who comes up to investigate.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

105. Bring your mate and have sex in one of the aisles. Be as loud and messy as possible.

106. Take a crap in the checkout lane. Be sure to eat something from Taco Bell before you do.

107. Bring a foulmouthed parrot to a children's aisle.

108. Shout "LEEROY JENKINS!!!" at full volume.

109. Go to the electronics section and hang up posters that advertise your favorite site for pirating.

 

[kittykitten]

(I'm sorry, but I just fell out of mai chair reading the one above)
110.
Chew gum and stick it on to one of the checkout aisles's conveyor belt, while it is being operated.

 

[smithtism]

111

Read one of the greeting cards they sell and after reading it yell out, "THIS SUCKS!" Repeat for every single card.