1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Christopher]

1376 Claim to have been sent back from the future in order to destroy Walmart before it gains awareness and enslaves the world.

1377 Dress like Batman and stand on top of shelves saying only "I am the hero Walmart deserves" when spoken to.

 

[Mew]

1378. Kill yourself, they will get your dead corpse out.

 

[Jiggly Jello]

1379

Run to a bunch of different departments, hijack their phone and make inappropriate announcements and such, ie. "Hardware store, women's underwear half off, bring the camera!"

Repeat until removed from said store.

 

[Flakey Bear]

1380

Turn on and play with the blenders. When someone asks you what you're doing, say that you're making dubstep.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1381.

Go to the place where they have those mugs, pour some coffee into them, then some heavy laxative, and hand them out to everyone in the store. But fiiiiirst, lock all the doors and make sure no one can use the bathroom, but wear a gas mask. xD

 

[Flakey Bear]

1382

Sneeze on the fruits.

 

[White Raven]

1383
Ask if it is the Krusty Krab 1383 times. Loudly.

 

[Nordk]

1384.
Get some banana's from the food-section and start throwing them in various random directions. Loudly complain about WalMart's low quality boomerangs.

 

[Atomic Pirate]

1385
Get a stone angel statue and move it closer to a cashier every time they look away from it.

 

[Demon Wolf]

Scream like a banchee with clothes gone and dance then tape

 

[Zerosuit]

1386. Sit on the sink in the oppisite genders bathroom withthe door open and say hi to anyone who passes. if a clerk comes run up to him and shout "give me that (insert random thing here) and run out the store screaming This is Sparta!

 

[Nakala Pri]

1387.

Walk up to a clerk and scream; 'Fascist!' then slap 'em and get a cake and dunk it on their head then summon your friends to start eating it off their head. C:

 

[Hatsune Mika]

1388: for returning back, its particularly bad. Go to every cashier naked and scream sing I just had sex
1389: have a single female cat in heat and a bunch of male cats, I mean ALOT and some catnip.
1390: inject viruses into all the electronics and yell "I am the king of rockland!"
1391: kill babies .-. In the store.... close to the enter exit

 

[Demon Wolf]

Scream u all suck n play ufc in walmart naked

 

[Hatsune Mika]

1393: run around naked pantsing people

 

[Demon Wolf]

Run round screaming do you want to go out to everyone while naked with tattoo saying I love u on bicep n flex while sayin it

 

[Hatsune Mika]

1395: get angry at test consoles and rip tjem out of glass

 

[DowntownDumpling]

1396. Be a soccer ball and have someone put a goal tantalizingly outside the front doors.

 

[Outlier]

1397. Try on OTHER people's clothes.

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

1398. Jump on the guard who checks people and kill him