1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Urist McHemlock]

1509: Crap in a urinal.

 

[Devoxys12]

1510. Take a bike and do tricks in the store.

 

[Emboar]

1512. Get a shopping cart and do a poor job at impersonating a NASCAR driver.

 

[Devoxys12]

1513. Throw all the train toys at the people in the express line, while shouting "THIS IS THE EXPRESS LINE, ALL ABOARD".

 

[Emboar]

1514. Take clothes out of the hands of as many people as possible, and wear them, no matter how big or small they are. It would work especially well if these people are near changing rooms, as the employees would catch you quickly!

 

[Urist McHemlock]

1515: Toss CDs at people as they walk by.

 

[Emboar]

1516. Play baseball inside the store.

 

[Devoxys12]

1517. Go on the PA system and sing bad karaoke.

 

[Urist McHemlock]

1518: Install Linux on all of the computers.

 

[Emboar]

1520. Randomly start screaming for no reason.

 

[Devoxys12]

1521. Throw all the superhero action figures at people, saying they are villians in disguise

 

[AxeBeard McBeardAxe]

1523. Hum the batman theme seductively to people in the bathroom stalls

 

[Devoxys12]

1524. Switch the music to dupstep and crank the volume as loud as possible.

 

[Urist McHemlock]

1525. Connect a microphone to two low bass speakers, which are at max volume, which are connected to megaphones, then belch loudly.

 

[TheDeadEvilDead]

1526. Burning a giant wicker effigy of the CEO of walmart and announcing that "Kermit the Frog made you do it" ought to get you banned

 

[Devoxys12]

1527. Drive a truck through the store to try to reenact "City Escape" from Sonic Adventures 2.

 

[Dedenne1]

1528 throw a plastic ball at a bike have it tip over hits a shelf shelf hits another and another and another and another and another and it blocks everyone from getting out except u u leave ur not caught so ur not kicked out but u go back throw a ball at a screen and u get kicked out

 

[Sonata]

1529

Set all of the clocks in housewares to go off in 3 minute intervals.

 

[Morgnarok]

1530. Light and smoke a cigarette inside.

 

[Devoxys12]

1531. Get the camping equipment and set up camp in the store.