1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
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1534. Taste test all the fruit in the store!
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1538. Water the plants in the gardening section with bottled water from the store.
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1541. You can dance if you want to.
1542. You can leave your friends behind.
1543. 'Cause your friends don't dance
1544. And if they don't dance
1545. Well, they're no friends of mine.
1542. You can leave your friends behind.
1543. 'Cause your friends don't dance
1544. And if they don't dance
1545. Well, they're no friends of mine.
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1546. Kick out the employees.
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Storm in wearing a dead fish suit (held together with old bubblegum) and some bad-ass shades with a dance troupe, jump on a reception desk and sing Last Friday Night backwards and then scream 'BONSAAAAAI!!!!' and attempt to kiss the clerks. 8D
Storm in wearing a dead fish suit (held together with old bubblegum) and some bad-ass shades with a dance troupe, jump on a reception desk and sing Last Friday Night backwards and then scream 'BONSAAAAAI!!!!' and attempt to kiss the clerks. 8D
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Break everything while in a rainbow banana costume
Break everything while in a rainbow banana costume
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Strut in with a boombox in your hand with a Oshawott helmet on, put on Numa Numa, grab TONS of M&Ms and throw it around Walmart while pelvic thrusting, then yell at old ladies saying 'Yo fashUN, gurl, is totally DROP DEAD!!!' and then run around and kick shelves. :^D
Strut in with a boombox in your hand with a Oshawott helmet on, put on Numa Numa, grab TONS of M&Ms and throw it around Walmart while pelvic thrusting, then yell at old ladies saying 'Yo fashUN, gurl, is totally DROP DEAD!!!' and then run around and kick shelves. :^D
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Stroll in Walmart, start whistling the Skyrim theme song and then, out of no where, scream 'SARADA UCHIHA STOLE MY BEANS!!' and then run around the supermarket, throwing jars of pickles and people's feet. :D
Stroll in Walmart, start whistling the Skyrim theme song and then, out of no where, scream 'SARADA UCHIHA STOLE MY BEANS!!' and then run around the supermarket, throwing jars of pickles and people's feet. :D
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Dip your socks in chicken fat, then slide around the floors of the supermarket, singing Mean by Taylor Swift, handing everyone pamphlets for safe sex. (Especially the old ladies!!! XD)
Dip your socks in chicken fat, then slide around the floors of the supermarket, singing Mean by Taylor Swift, handing everyone pamphlets for safe sex. (Especially the old ladies!!! XD)
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The most literal, and dramatic method of getting yourself kicked out of Walmart, would be to construct a giant mechanized swinging device with an overly large boot attached to the end.
Setup would just require you to place the object in question at the front of any Walmart store. Of course this would require assistance of one of the employees, as activating the mechanism yourself would just be silly and inaccurate.
The most literal, and dramatic method of getting yourself kicked out of Walmart, would be to construct a giant mechanized swinging device with an overly large boot attached to the end.
Setup would just require you to place the object in question at the front of any Walmart store. Of course this would require assistance of one of the employees, as activating the mechanism yourself would just be silly and inaccurate.