December 12, 2012, you can find me on my roof in a lawn chair, smoking a nice cigar and drinking a fancy drink.
I believe the whole paranoia revolving the apocalypse is a big load. I'm a Christian, and I have full faith in the following verse;
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." - Matthew 24:36
Mankind cannot predict the world's apocalypse. They've tried many times before, and every single time they've been wrong.
I saw a documentary claiming Revelation wrote about the apocalypse.
Yes it does, but it never mentioned the date. So when December 12, 2012 finally comes, I'll see you all on the 13th.