Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!

[viridian doubletongue]

Jeeves.

You are knot what?

 

[xxxSakura]

Knot you.

Why can't bees and butterflies mate?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Same reason cats & dogs can't.

What's the difference between dark matter & dark energy?

 

[Kotowari]

there is none
Why is the sea blue?

 

[Jeremy]

One has sugar, sweetie.
Why is sugar sweet?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because it is the source of sweetness.

What's in the core of the moon?

 

[Kotowari]

a sun!

why do humans exist?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

To post on this forum.

In space can anyone hear you scream?

 

[Kotowari]

your scream

why does this forum exist?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

For humans to post on it.

What's the deal with sandals?

 

[xxxSakura]

To bury you alive.

Why is our blood red? Why can't it be blue?

 

[black panther]

because we eat apples , not blue berries.

why is blue berry blue?

 

[xxxSakura]

If they are not blue, they won't be called that.

Why are strawberries red in colour?

 

[FaNtEcH]

hey its not my fault!

Why does ash always say 'Pikachu Thunder Boltum'??

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because that's what's in the script.

Why didn't Ash finish schooling?

 

[diarugapal]

because he got held back each season.

Why am I gonna buy a DS Lite tommorow? (YAY!)

 

[xxxSakura]

Because you wanted to.

Why did I exist in the world?

 

[Lathspell]

Because there was an extra empty spot.

Why does Ash's voice sound so gay in english?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because he was voice by a woman.

Why does their long journey never seem to end?

 

[obelisk-kun]

the writers are insane
why did misty leave.