Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!

[black panther]

because she wanted a new dress.

Why did she want a new dress ?

 

[xxxSakura]

Because the script instructs that.

Why was Misty replaced by May?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because Misty went on work leave.

Why is life unfair?

 

[diarugapal]

Because life is scripted.

Why is life scripted?

 

[obelisk-kun]

because some random guy said "life is scripted"
why do monkeys like bananas

 

[johnlai007]

'Cause they can't eat watermelons
Why can't people get shorter?

 

[diarugapal]

Because the sky would be too tall.

Wassup?

 

[Amy-chan]

That cloud! 8D

What is my secret identity?

 

[obelisk-kun]

clark kent XD
are slugs blue?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No, they are orange.

How fast is Royal Mail?

 

[johnlai007]

Faster than the speed of snail.
Why do I have to go to school?

 

[humantorch_anas]

so
u
can
flirt
with
the girls

why
do i
love
pokemon

 

[xxxSakura]

Because God says so.

Are horses purple?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No, they're green.

How can I get on in life by doing absolutely nothing?

 

[trainra]

No because you would suffocate
Why is it that Max couldn't keep his Ralts?

 

[johnlai007]

Cause I wanted it.
Where am I?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You are in the deepest realms of your subconsious mind.

How can I achieve an altered state?

 

[Drummershuff]

By eating some carpet.

Why do I like carpet so much?

 

[trainra]

Because tiles are slippery.

Why is fire so hot?

 

[johnlai007]

'Cause everyone loves it
What else is hot?