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Holy Kipper!
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I would still play pokemon.
What if Goldeen was actually Dunsparce?
What if Goldeen was actually Dunsparce?
Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]
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FireSnow
Show me that Fighting Spirit
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I'd still think it was useless XD
Why does Sudowoodo like to pose as a tree?
Why does Sudowoodo like to pose as a tree?
DyingWillFlareon
Burning Candle
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Because it's secretly Danny Fernton and wants to protect you fromt he bad ghosties, hence why its near Ekruteak!
Why did I kill that shiny Audino? TTwTT
Why did I kill that shiny Audino? TTwTT
FireSnow
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The experience points man...the experience points
Why do I liek the Mudkipz?
Why do I liek the Mudkipz?
Meadow
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Because they've started a contagious phenomenon. xD
Why do most Pokémon say their own names?
Why do most Pokémon say their own names?
Winter
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Because they have created a language where one's name can mean whatever the pokemon wants to express.
Why do Professors only have three pokemon at a time with them?
Why do Professors only have three pokemon at a time with them?
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Because they admittedly were never trainers themselves.
Does Diglett have feet?
Does Diglett have feet?
FireSnow
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*answers with a question* Would Lickitung beat Greninja in a tongue wrestling competition?
How much wood would a Bidoof chuck if a Bidoof could chuck wood?
How much wood would a Bidoof chuck if a Bidoof could chuck wood?
Lycanthropy
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Probably the entire Viridian Forest.
Why is the super rod the best rod? Clearly super isn't good enough.
Why is the super rod the best rod? Clearly super isn't good enough.
FireSnow
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It is all a conspiracy. Old rod is definitely the best rod!
Why does Magikarp evolve into such a badass Pokemon like Gyarados?
Why does Magikarp evolve into such a badass Pokemon like Gyarados?
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Because God felt pity on Magikarp.
Where did Dialga and Palkia come from?
Where did Dialga and Palkia come from?
Winter
[color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
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From Claire, mother of all dragons.
What are gym badges?
What are gym badges?
PageEmp
No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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They are dragon.
DRAAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN?
DRAAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN?
Meadow
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FAAAAIRRRY! :D
Are there regular animals in the Pokémon world?
Are there regular animals in the Pokémon world?
DyingWillFlareon
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Only in Kanto, they even have a zoo and a Gym Aquarium for them I hear!
Why does Frosslass and Gallade have to be gender-specific?
Why does Frosslass and Gallade have to be gender-specific?
Lycanthropy
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They actually don't, but male Froslass and female Gallade are sacrificed to Arceus in hopes of a better future.
Why can't Sandshrew be my starter?
Why can't Sandshrew be my starter?
Meadow
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They actually didn't! The TM just "stealthily" snuck away! Eheheheh. Okay, I'll stop now. XD
Who's the mascot of Pokémon?
Who's the mascot of Pokémon?
Winter
[color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
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Garbodor.
What font does Prof. Oak like to type in?
What font does Prof. Oak like to type in?
PageEmp
No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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The 'uh, what was his name again" font.
Why did Blaziken get a mega?
Why did Blaziken get a mega?