5th Gen Behold the New Pokerap!

[Niprop]

"Watchog...Watches out for stuff."

Best quote from a song ever! Anyways...This song is...Well, different to say the least, enjoyable I suppose, but eh...It must be funny listening to this thing live!

*Is at a loss of what to say*

 

[Zet]

Oh dear God my ears! D:

This pokerap was completely horrible, I can't believe someone would actually do something like this.

 

[Alternative]

I am unimpressed with this version. What the hell is a Moon-na?

 

[j2y8n2x]

I am unimpressed with this version. What the hell is a Moon-na?

Munna.
The pink psychic blob with red eyes and purple flowers on it.

 

[Rai]

o_o

^ That is all I have to say.

 

[adhdguitar]

This is actually really good. :D Also, it's kinda supposed to be cheesy, don't expect some super serious music about Pokemon. :P

Also, IMO the Kanto Pokerap was just plain awful.

 

[GlitchCity]

Not bad, its pretty fun for the little kids. Now I have another pokerap to memorize.

 

[Meduza]

Here's a little project I'm working on, putting clips from "Pokémon: Black and White!" with the Poké Rap.

Watch it all as it only contains clips from the English Dub.

 

[Yusshin]

It's nice, but kinda boring after a while. Rhythm is too... "mono", doesn't change thus becoming dull.

 

[Eurydice]

first thought....eh
*over the next couple days* crap its addicting. >.< *downloads*
tho the kanto version is still the best pokerap

 

[tjb90]

I like the new Pokemon song. It is really cool! It is really fun to listen too.

 

[fire woven]

I thought this was funny, but the original rap was the best one ever.

 

[lx_theo]

heh, not horrible. I'm honestly surprised by that.

 

[Bwazzam]

Eh, I can't get jiggy to it.

 

[fenyx4]

Well, if anyone needs them, here are the apparent lyrics to the "Unova Pokerap" song, complete with a video that displays the artwork of the Pokemon being mentioned at the moment.

"Can't Stop Catchin' 'Em All" by the Presidents of the United States (PUSA; band)

Alomomola is caring and sweet,
Axew attacks with tusk and teeth,
Cofagrigus is go-go ghosty,
Darmanitan is so, so toasty,
Basculin comes in red and blue,
Blitzle is electric and cute,
Audino can hear everything,
Deerling goes with a seasonal thing,
Drilbur has a couple of digger paws,
Fraxure has a powerful jaw,
Munna gets inside your dreams,
Liepard is little, dark and mean,
Servine lives out in the weeds,
Samurott's sword is strong indeed,
Zoroark is crafty and dark,
Gigalith is dense like rock.
I Can't Stop (Catchin' 'Em All) x 8

Lillipup is little and brown,
Excadrill digs underground,
Pansage love the green, green grass,
Musharna loves to nap,
Snivy is so green and bright,
Minccino is fuzzy and white,
Watchog watches out for stuff,
Woobat is a psychic puff,
Swanna is pure white and flies,
Sawsbuck changes over time,
Pignite burns so strong and bright,
Reshiram is enormous and white,
Zekrom is so black and huge,
Victini wins it all for you,
Panpour likes to splash and spray,
Braviary is not afraid, and
Zorua is a little bit tricky,
Reuniclus is good at thinking,
Emboar burns hot as the sun,
Oshawott can slice and cut,
Patrat is looking out for you,
Dewott is watery-blue,
Pidove, such a tiny bird,
Pansear burns and burns and burns.
I Can't Stop (Catchin' 'Em All) x 8

Klink is pair of metal gears,
Yamask is a ghost to fear,
Sandile loves the desert sun,
Galvantula, electric bug,
Purrloin, sneaky and devious,
Herdier, loyal friend to us,
Tepig is a hot little spark,
Gothitelle is black and dark,
Haxorus is green and bright,
Sewaddle can stitch it up tight.
I Can't Stop (Catchin' 'Em All) x 8

In retrospect, the lyrics are OK, but I feel they could have been much better...

It looks like quite a few Pokemon are missing from the listing...and lyricwise, I feel that Emboar's line would have been more suitable for Ulgamoth/Volcarona, due to the sun reference.

Hopefully, there's an eventual full/modified version that includes all of the Unova Pokemon? But the song length is already three minutes. >_>



Lines of Interest:

-Cofagrigus is go-go ghosty
Darmanitan is so, so toasty (this and the above line are fun to say!)

-Deerling goes with a seasonal thing (nicely done)

-Gigalith is dense like rock. (at first I thought it said "dances like a lark" or something >_>)

-Minccino is fuzzy and white, (WTF?! I don't even like the name change, but I thought this was pronounced Min-SEE-Noh, not Min-chee-Noh!)

-Woobat is a psychic puff (So cute!)

-Sawsbuck changes over time (nicely done as well.)

-Reshiram is enormous and white,
Zekrom is so black and huge (ROFL at both of these lines :cer_laugh:)

-Victini wins it all for you (I liked this particular line as well.)

-Zorua is a little bit tricky,
Reuniclus is good at thinking (at first, I thought the end part was "sticky" to rhyme with tricky. Would've been nice, considering how quickly the line was spoken..)

-Emboar burns hot as the sun (again, more fitting for Ulgamoth, IMO.)

-Galvantula, electric bug (the simplicity of this line is so awesome XD)

-Herdier, loyal friend to us (nice line when written, but it came out awful when spoken #_#)

-Haxorus is green and bright (Gwah? that's the best line that could be devised to describe the awesome Haxorus?! And I thought it was dark yellow...)

-Sewaddle can stitch it up tight (nice way to finish the song)

Nevertheless, I appreciate that PUSA was able to compose another "Pokerap" for us to sing, and it's actually pretty decent. :) I'm surprised that Hydreigon was left out... 0_0
Hilariously, this song is the same length (3 minutes, 11 seconds) as PUSA's other notable song, "Peaches"! xD

 

[Azure Revolver]

Ugh, I hate it. That was horrid.

 

[Mudkiip]

It was okay. I heard better Pokeraps.

 

[CleverProfileName]

Lol some of of the descriptions are dumb like fro watchog watches over stuff

 

[tkallab]

I feel like the Zekrom line is a bit wasted o this song, Eminem should be singing that, if you know what I mean... <.<

Anyway, I fail to see how anyone but people who watch Sesame Street can like this. Sorry...

 

[Misheard Whisper]

That is possibly the corniest thing I have heard all week.