Update #1: I didn't do much for my first update, but I felt like posting anyways, so, yeah. I started off the game like anyone always does. Does it look like I need help controlling my body?! Geez, yes, that's my name, and you ask two times?! Finally, I can take off... I was attacked by Mom! Mom gave me some presents! A bag, maybe I can fit Wailord in there?(Heh, gay!) Oh, what's this? I can take a break whenever? Nice..... Options, maybe they could come in handy. No special items, gee I thought I would have something like a iPhone in the mix, no? Oh well, Professor Elm wants to see me? Wow, weird.... maybe he has my Pokemon? I don't know.... going outside, and, what the ....?! What the hell was that for Marill? Hey, Kris, y u have brown hair? Your blue had more style than that, and your name isn't Kris? Too ****ing bad! Finally, Professor Elm's lab, and, I wonder who that red-headed stalker is? Must be a random kid on drugs, or apart of a gang. Don't want to think about that... Professor, what do you want? *gasp* My Pokemon is here, at last! Hello once again Korra, I remember meeting you as a Chikorita in Kanto, now you have come back to me, and it's the same thing again, a repeat of Kanto in Johto( I actually haven't started my FireRed challenge yet, but seeing as it is the first region introduced, it makes logical sense to say I have completed it already. Don't be confused. :)). Wait, you want me to go to Mr. Pokemon's house and do an errand? Talk about stranger-danger. Well, I'm off, thanks for your info. Oh my god, not you again Kris... stop with your bullcrap, show me prove your name isn't... oh, Mom has a secret present for me? Well, I might as well, whoa! Thanks for the Pokegear, oh, and to worry and make your life even more miserable, I have news to tell you. I have to run an errand for Elm, me and Korra will be back. I might as well leave Mom some privacy, and... what does the Professor want this time? My number, for an emergency? Well, in case you havn't noticed, there is a red-headed kid stalking your lab, only bye. Korra, time to get you ready for another adventure, cause it's journey time. Killed one Pidgey, and we're in Cherrygrove already?! Well, huh? An old gent, possibly an imposter? Well, there's nothing weird going on, just a dirty old man showing me a PokeCenter, a PokeMart, some water, and YOUR HOUSE! I'm not getting bribed of my money, and you're giving these shoes?! Oh well, at least I can run now, I'm on my merry... oh god! Hurry up already, a map?! *laughs* I know this place, *****! Okay, with that done, just killing more pokemon, and... another old man! Old men everywhere! Pokemon suddenly got populated with old men! An Apricorn Box, really? That's lame... killing more Pokemon, arriving at Mr. Pokemon's house. *almost faints* *pukes* Old men party, and they both talked gibberish, Professor Oak gave me back my old pokedex. Thanks for my emptied pokedex. It seems to be a weird day today, Elm calling, Elm callin... SHUT UP! An emergency? Who did you rape this time? Oh well, might as well head back. Hey, it's that red-head, you want a battle kid? Bring it! Cyndaquil vs Korra, and Korra does an amazing job while the red-head uses leer like a dumbass everytime. Y u call me weak... huh? Hey, I was just interested in your PUNY stats! Fine, huff off like that. Elm, tell me, why there is a cop here. Huh? Pardon... I was just... Kris! Whew, you saved me there. For once, I'm grateful for your ass. Hey Elm, I found this weird egg for you. Cool, I'll begin my quest to become the best Meganium trainer. Kris, what, you love having fun with Marill, I know how to catch Pokemon, *****! Thank god, I can finally catch Pokemon slaves. *9 minutes later* **** yeah, Pidgey and Rattata are my slaves. Hey, Korra, this looks like a safe spot to rest for now. When we wake up, we'll travel to Violet City and beat Flakner. Don't sweat it. End of Update #1. Question for James901: I'm typing my post on a tablet, and have no idea how to copy links to pm to you when I complete my challenges. How do you copy links on a tablet? Do you have any idea?
