Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Leki]

Granted, but now it's an Uber and banned from all tournies. D8

I wish Garchomp wasn't an uber. >_<

 

[Arc]

Granted, but Garchomp is in his own tier called Super Uber.

I wish Magikarp can learn Hyper Beam.

 

[cystar]

Granted But it dosent learn it till lvl 100

I wish that They would make a teamrocket game

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but they make it a million years later and you're already dead.

I wish that there was no such thing as a trainer battle on any route. I hate going on a route and having a trainer battle every two seconds!

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but the lack of pokemon battles make your pokemon weak.

I wish shiny pokemon would appear more :/

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but only magikarps appear.

i wish that i had a lv.100 arceus

 

[Kindred Sworn]

Granted, but you don't have the required badges so it never obeys you.

I wish that you could still catch the old guy near Saffron city with a Pokeball like in my messed up Red version...

 

[Mifune]

Granted, but every time you send him out he whacks you with a cane and says "Those damn kids with their technology!", and the only move he knows is Chatter.

I wish that my internal battery on my Emerald version would work, so the Pokerus would wear off and I'd get happy faces. D:

 

[cystar]

Granted but youll never get pokevirus again

I wish that pokemon you had running shoes in pokemon r/b/y/s/g/c

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but the character trips every few seconds and makes travelling slow.

I wish that WiFi could let players go around in the main game together and see each other on each others game.

 

[Zamorak]

Granted, but they purposely do everything withing their power to annoy the hell out of you.

I wish the pokemon games had more then just the eight gym leaders and Elite four.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but their power level is over 9000 !!!!!!

I wish that instead of a bike, you can travel in a car.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but the car goes at 2 mph

i wish that pokemon black&white would come out tommorow

 

[Jack]

Granted, but all the copies were defected so you couldnt play it.

I wish that Megan Fox was a gym leader in pokemon black & white.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but her gender is changed.

I wish magikarp PWNED!

 

[cystar]

Granted but its catch rate is down to .000001 chance and the encounter rate is .5 percent

I wish that gengar was catchable in the wild

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but it is worse than magikarp (who still sucks).

I wish that I could deal with using my starter as a HM slave.

 

[UraharaSteph]

Granted! You finally can deal with your starter being a HM slave, however, it knows so many HMs your starter explodes and you have to find a new HM slave.

I wish Sir Aaron from the movie Lucario and Myster of Mew was still alive.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but he's a zombie who eats pokemon. And the guts flying out of my typhlosion and my venasaur are very tempting to him...

I wish my starter HM slaves didn't explode.

 

[NeoZX]

Granted, but now they burst into flames.
I wish Pokeballs has a higher catch rate than Ultra Ball.