Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but one of the following things occur:
1. Sharks gang up on you.
2. Military people who dont know pokemon freak out and shoot at you.
3. Your pokemon dies of water pollution.

I think I can deal with cutting my neighbor :)

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but then you cut your other neighbor and feel sad again.

I wish I was a sheldon.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but you turn into a Shieldon a few seconds before it gets buried and fossilized. You did mean shieldon, right?

I wish we had the berries in the game.

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Granted, but the berries are carrying a virus that turns you into missingno and causes the apocalypse.

I wish there were only Male protagonists you could be in the game.

 

[BlazingShadow]

But those berries causes you to be poisoned.

I wish the person next to me will become an apple.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but then you get arrested in suspicion of having to do with something of the disappearance of the person next to you, seeing as he/her was last seen beside you.


I wish my old silver game would save again.

 

[BlazingShadow]

Granted but all pokemon on the box because psyducks.

I wish Latios and Latias can breed.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but they breed Hoppips, whom don't evolve into Latias or Latios.

I wish I can climb ledges in the game.

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Granted but you fall and break your leg and have to go home to live with your mother who won't leave you alone.

I wish I could catch celebi in game and not by event.

 

[BlazingShadow]

But when you climbed all your pokemon became a magikarp.

I wish you were an apple.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but you're now a pear.

I wish I was a pineapple.

 

[BlazingShadow]

Granted but instead you became a gayapple.

I wish you were a gayapple.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but then I realised this has to be pokemon related and became a regular person. Who isn't gay.

I wish you were a magikarp.

 

[MarstheCar]

Magikarp, karp karp magi magikarp. (Granted, but you gain nothing.)
I wish I had a Glameow.

 

[pikaboy1994]

Granted but it hates you and constantly claws at you and your family
I wish that any pokemon could learn any tm without using the action replay or any other cheat device.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Granted, but now the only TM is splash.

I wish I was a snorlax.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you get caught by a dumb trainer and never let out again.
I wish I had a Bidoof with only splash.

 

[pikaboy1994]

Granted but it has 1 hp 0 attack, defense, special attack/defense, and speed
I wish that your bidoof with only splash was my bidoof.

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Granted, but then I steal it.

I wish I could get away with stealing your Bidoof with splash.

 

[Lord_Sesshoumaru]

Granted, but then it died...

I wish my pidgeot could learn extremespeed