Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[LegendMaster97]

Then Missingo glicthes you and you are burned confused poisoned paralyzed and buffeted by a sandstorm.
i wish jirachi granted my wish.

 

[Juu-Chan]

Granted, but the girantina is always hogging the tv and computer. It also runs up long distance phone call bills and eats all of your food. Plus, when you give it money for ordering pizza it doesn't give you your change back xD

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Granted but once the knowledge is your's you somehow find yourself stranded on a desert island with no escape

and only a ds with the mario bros cartridge to keep you company

I wish death note had more scenes with pokemon in it :/

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it gets cancelled.
I wish I was a Missingno.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. you are a glitch within the pokemon games.

i wish i could do a paper on pokemon instead of my psychology book

 

[LegendMaster97]

granted but the only thing you remember is "How to catch a level 1 Magikarp"

i wish i had a fakemon that actually made it into Hiatu Wiki

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it kills you violently.
I wish I was a Missingno in real life and that I was immortal. (try messing up that one.)

 

[thegeneticway]

Granted but I then change you into something else afterward

I wish all Shiny pokemon were blue except for the ones that are already blue when not shiny

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but you cant get any.
I wish I was at cinnabar island, so I can watch the missingnos.

 

[Latiace]

Staraptor ate you again

I wish I could rule the the world with my army of shiny Bronzors!

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but then your staraptor eats them

i wish staraptor would quit eating stuff

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but that happened because it got food poisoning and died.
I wish I could travel freely between the real world and the pokemon dimension.

 

[LegendMaster97]

yes but palkia got mad at you for violating it's power and feeds you to that dead staraptor.

i wish my wishes couldn't be messed up

 

[thegeneticway]

Granted but then the world explodes at the paradox taking only you with it while all of us are at Mars B)

I wish I was in Mossdeep City.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. you are now an insignificant pixillated sprite in mossdeep city

i wish summerschool were replaced with a portal to the pokemon world

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but Jirachi gets ****** and kills you.
I wish I could go back in time and kill That Staraptor's grandfather to erase it from existence. (and hopefully not get eaten again.)

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. this time you get eaten by ditto.

i wish that jirachi would protect this wish from corruption

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but I shoot Jirachi.
I wish I am immune from getting killed or eaten.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but, to steal a line from disney, "you'd be surprised what you can live through". you now constantly experience the worst things in the world

i wish i could see what happened in a pokemon/disney crossover

 

[Latiace]

Mickey Mouse gets eaten by the Staraptor!

I wish Lucian will give me one of his books so I could rule the world!

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but then lucian kicks you out of the top spot

i wish CP would cut it with the missingno obsession (hint hint)