Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[NatureKeeper]

Granted, but a Seviper came and... you know the rest and the destiny of your house XD

I wish that I have a Celebi in real life..

 

[Blaziquaza]

Granted,but it takes you back to when dinosaurs died out.
I wish Rayquaza was not Uber was still the same,and you cannot corrupt this wish.
Take that!

 

[Dr Gregory House]

Granted,but it takes you back to when dinosaurs died out.
I wish Rayquaza was not Uber but was still the same,and you cannot corrupt this wish.
Take that!

Granted, but it doesn't obey you. At all.

I wish I had a Raichu that could give me portable electricity.

 

[NatureKeeper]

Yeah, including your body.

I wish my Celebi takes me back to 2009 and my wish doesn't get corrupted.

 

[Dr Gregory House]

Granted, but then it abandons you in the abandoned RS ship without any pokemon.

I wish I had a green Salamence.

 

[Strdstwanderer]

Granted Black with black eye and red with blood

I wish that pokemon never ends

 

[rockman0]

Granted, but the original team all die out and the series gets suckish.

I wish I had an Abra to teleport me to Japan every time there's an event

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you end up far away from any of the big cities.

I wish that I could talk to Miyamoto about how the next Pokemon should end up.

 

[Dr Gregory House]

Granted, but you just get sent over to the Digimon studio instead to revive their show.

I wish I had a shirt with a notched-ear pichu on it.

 

[Shadow-Lugia]

granted, but you fall in a pile of mud and it gets ruined

i wish there was a hp sucking vampiric pokemon that didn't need to use leech life/absorb/mega/giga drain

 

[Polizard]

Granted but then all the rest of the pokemon het angry and then they gang together and put a stake to its heart and kills it

I wish a poliwag appeared on my desk

 

[NatureKeeper]

Water Gun on your console.

I wish the previously mentioned Celebi comes back and takes me to TwinLeaf without abandoning me, and this wish is uncorruptable.

 

[Blaziquaza]

Granted,but then the Celebi dies and you're stuck in the past.
I wish that I had a Magikarp knowing Hydro Pump and it was super-strong.

 

[NatureKeeper]

Hydro Pump on your Pokemon Games FTW

I wish the previously mentioned Celebi is revived, immortal and takes me to TwinLeaf 2009 without abandoning me, and this wish is uncorruptable.

 

[ShivaDF]

The Celebi is immortal and your wish is granted! However, YOU are not immortal, and get trampled by a group of people.

I wish I had a Magikarp with Roar of Time and Outrage.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but it's stupidity causes it to destroy the universe and wreck the Space/Time continuem.

I wish to have 100 Master Balls, and a huge closet to put em in.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but a vortex transports you into the World Of Magikarp. (Now with 95% more stupidity and guaranteed no escape!)

I wish Shinji (Paul) was the protagonist and Satoshi (Ash) was the antagonist! (I really want that to happen. XD)

 

[Shadow-Lugia]

Granted, but ash won where paul lost against cynthia and becomes the new champ anyway

i wish people would leave mudkipz alone

 

[Overdrive64]

Granted but now Brandon had no Pokemon to use to save Prof. Birch in the begging of R/S so he was killed and the entire advanced generation is canceled.

I wish that I made good rom-hacks

 

[Scarlet the plusle]

granted but you cna't use them!

I wish plusle was more loved than it is.