Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Kalala]

granted, but now Groudon, sunkern, and more will appear in water.

I wish they would make a main series game for nintendo Wii

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it is so awesome, it was never finished.
I wish I had a Totodile.

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Granted, but it's a rock.

I wish I knew what to wish.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Gulpin eats it.
I wish for expired Moomoo milk.

 

[Kalala]

granted, but your most powerful pokemon drinks it and dies.

I wish Roast Chicken (or Roast Torchic) existed in the pokemon world.

 

[DeluxeSilver]

Granted, but you have to loose one body part an you loose your di......
I wish that I liekd mudkips.

 

[Kalala]

granted, but mudkipz hate you.

I wish that pokemon could die :O (In PKMN battle revolution it says 'it couldnt SURVIVE another hit, and went down!)

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, but they have infinite lives, thanks to AR.

I wish I didnt have to go to Wawa for more milk....

 

[Root!]

Granted! Now you're going wawa for cheese!

I wish I don't hae to spend hours catching a legendary pokemon!

 

[bigguy99]

Granted! Now all Legendaries are dead!

I wish that training weak Pokemon didn't suck so bad.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but training high leveled pokemon is near impossible.
I wish I could play any music I want on pokemon.

 

[Aureol]

Granted, but the power required to play such music runs your various devices empty constantly.

I wish Scyther had 1 weakness max.

 

[DeluxeSilver]

Granted, but it's humans and it runs from you forever
I wish for all Pokemon to be owned by me!

 

[Ekans Elttar]

Granted, but you have no gym badges and they won't obey.

I wish Regigigas could learn a recovery move.

 

[nava707]

Granted, but you have no gym badges and they won't obey.

I wish Regigigas could learn a recovery move.

Granted, but he only recovers his enemy's health

I wish jirachi could get me more wishes

 

[Dogwood]

Granted! Jirachi gives you 1.5 wishes! (lol)

I wish that I could read, write and speak chinese!

 

[teng23]

granted! but the rest of the world abandons the language!

i wish i had the offspring of a charizard and a dragonite!

 

[Dogwood]

ok, they have a baby, oh its a magikarp! lol

我希望人们没有放弃中文
I wish people didn't abandon the chinese language

 

[Shiiny Pikachu]

Granted,now they abandon the english language.

I wish I could catch a pikachu in real life

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, but they all have rabies and need to be put down.

I wish I didnt get yelled at every time I would go slightly off-topic....:(