Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Olli]

Granted! But every other Pokemon ever caught accidentally gets deleted in the process, causing everyone to constantly white out.

I wish Arceus never existed.

 

[Fairytale1515]

Granted! But due to Arceus creating the universe, and now he's gone, the universe was never created.

I wish for a pet Eevee. :3

 

[Saphyre]

Granted! But one morning you wake up, with your Eevee missing. All you have left is a note that reads, "Gary was here!"

I wish a real palaeontologist would find a fossilized Pokemon, prooving that they once lived, but died long ago.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. Pokemon is then immediately forgotten. The End.

I wish for the next poster to become irrationally cute/handsome.

 

[Sopheria]

A wish cannot be granted that is already true :P

I wish someone would invent a way to pet a Magcargo.

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, but in order for this wish to be true you must pet a Ferrothorn

I wish that Sonichu was a Pokemon in the game

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, but in order for this wish to be true you must pet a Ferrothorn

I wish that Sonichu was a Pokemon in the game

Granted, master. But it is only good when your enemies use it, as when YOU send it out, your console explodes for dubious reasons.
I wish only Pokémon existed in the games, movies, etc. ALL of the Pokémon, no changes to any Pokémon and no new ones...

 

[Mew]

Granted, but then there would be no Lucario, as there would only be the first 151 if there were no new Pokémon.

 

[Squirrel]

Your wish is granted because there wasn't one so it's hard to corrupt it!

I wish that Porygon had different evolution paths based on upgrades that you could buy and install onto him.

 

[Meppy]

Granted, but you get an upgrade... that turns out to be a virus.

I wish Talonflame's name origin wasn't so noticeable.

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, it name is now Aquila, which is Latin for eagle.
I wish..For there to be no elite anything in the games - just the champion.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the champion is now 1000% stronger to make up for the lack of an Elite Four and becomes impossible to beat.

I wish that Seismitoad wasn't such an ugly duckling!

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. It turns out that all Seismetoads are Dittos, but then they all transform into Stunfisk instead.

I wish I could hug my Ferrothorn without getting hurt.

 

[Virtual Headache]

Granted, but then it wraps you and never lets you go.

I wish some exciting hidden post game would be revealed for X/Y.

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, but the whole world will know the spoilers and everyone will not be exited anymore
I wished Splash did infinity damage

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It formats the entire game and console like a bad virus.

I wish that all Pokemon become dragon-types.

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, but it has 1 PP.
I wish that there is a Pokémon Z. Right now.

 

[RoreyG]

I wish that all Pokemon become dragon-types.

Granted, but then they get jealous of each others' powers and kill off each other until they're extinct.

Granted, but it has 1 PP.
I wish that there is a Pokémon Z. Right now.

Granted, but when you play it, you find that it sucks so bad that sales of all things Pokemon plummet and it causes the death of the Pokemon franchise.


I wish that Gary would come back to the anime and kick Ash's butt (keepin' it PG) in a Pokemon Battle.

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, but you have an epileptic seizure upon watching it and suicide!


I wish that someone would make a Pokémon movie that is actually accurate to the games with sizes and such.

 

[wsNova]

Granted, pokemon origins is redone as a full length movie including all gyms and major moments int he orginal game with 7 hours of deleted footage, but is only sold in japan.

I wish cyndaquil could be real