In high school, they don't do detentions, they just suspend you D:
I have had one detention. I can't really remember what it was for. But back when I was in Elementary school, I got suspended twice. Let's just say I had some serious issues with bullies and I handled it completely wrong (although I've never actually hurt any of them... a threat is good enough).
Four years ago, I stopped being a social retard and discovered that staying off the radar is probably the best way to avoid trouble and taunting. So I've actually been one of the "goody" kids these days. Of course, I do things I'm not supposed to, but those things (accessing the internet, installing another OS, ect) really don't hurt anyone.