Diamond and Pearl: Never-ending cheat on how to obtain Celebi

[Mika]

!!!! NOTE THAT THIS IS FOR PURE ENJOYMENT AND IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM WILL ALLOW YOU TO OBTAIN CELEBI (But some of you will try anyways and hopefully you'll put it on YouTube for mass enjoyment) !!!

Read what I've compiled/created so far and add to it! Remember, it can never end!

First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master.
Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you.
He will use *** attack, which will hack Arserus into your game. If he has Pokerus, you're screwed. If not.....
Note that you MUST capture Missingno with an Ultra Ball.
You have to catch it in three turns or you will recieve an error message and you will be ejected from the battle.
After catching Missingo, you must defeat the Elite Four with it being your only Pokemon.
After you beat the champion, Missingo will go spastic. You must hold it down until the convulsions stop using the touch screen. When it stops moving, kill it.
After this, keep catching Budew until you get one with Pokerus. Then smash it's head until it evolves into Roselia.
Once your roselia evolves, eat it. Then, catch another one. Eat that one too. Repeat this process until you are full.
Once your character is full you have to catch enough Starly' until your belt and PC are full.
Train them all to LV. 36.
Release one every other hour. Not releasing DIRECTLY on the top of the hour will result in code FAILURE

What's next? YOU decide! -hopes she's putting this on the correct board- <<;;;

 

[Shadez]

after releasing all the starly's you must obtain dialga and palgia and throw them at eachother to make trhem fus and th become a new glitch pokemon called: missingno V.2
with this pokemon alone in your party beat 50 DIFFERENT trainers and then you will receive a card for an island where you can get a cellphone for more instructions...

 

[underworldhades]

LOL, and then you teach your Empoleon Punishment and punish all the legendaries you have or seen. Then you talk to Professor rowan and you beat him up and he gives you celebi, lol.

 

[Absolitude]

But the celebi he gives you is HaX04ed so you have to slap him with a jiggly puff, and then run home to your mom. And when you find her in your bedroom steeling all your stuff you whack her with an Ursaring 'till she gives you 3 coins. Then you must throw your NDS out the window and wait for the Flying gyrados (gyrados is part flying type) to bring it back. Then you must kill it and feed it to the poor treeko and steal they're little toothpick thingies then you must run until you get lost. Then you must get an AR from proffesor Rowing and then use it to get celebi.

 

[D R E ™]

- rub your chest wiht cooking oil
- catch a lv 15 diagla( found in pal park after eating your bag)
- then talk to Rowan he will tell you about how hairy his chest is and he needs a shaver,(found in the pkmncenter of sandgem town)
- slap the nuse while you at it
- give up the shaver and hell tell you to got to your fathers house,
- give him a slap
-run outside and celbi will apear ...

 

[~Night]

When you run into the Celebi you must chuck regular old poke balls at it. If it kills all your pokemon in your party then you have to go to route 215 and catch 5 level 79 Biddoof. After catching the Biddoof go to route 216 and catch 1 level 20 Vulpix and put it infront of your party. Let all your level 79 Biddoof free and go to the pal park. In the pal park you must catch a level 2 Charmander, and level 99 Manaphy, and a level 88 Pikachu. After leaving the pal park let Manaphy, Pikachu, and Vulpix free. Go to your friend/rival and trade the Charmander for a level 64 Turtwig. Go to team Galactic's secret hideout. When the Galactic member asks you to join team Galactic say "no" and you are launched into battle. He has 6 level 50 Munchlax. If you lose to him you end up in a blank screen that goes on forever, but if you win he gives you one of his Munchlax. Leave the hideout and talk to Prof. Rowan again. He says Let me see your first pokemon. A ! apears over his head and he says you don't have it! and you are launched into another battle. He has 1 level 2 Magicarp that has the moves Fissure, Dragon Rage, Heart Swap, and Rage. Before doing any damage chuck a Timer Ball at it and you will catch it. Instead of reappearing infront of Prof. Rowan you appear in the Elite 4 place. Instead of the first Elite 4 member you see Celebi.

 

[Dogboy2709]

But this Celebi Has A Trainer!

Instead of the Elite 4, you fight celebi Masters which have 6 hacked celebis each, you must beat the first one, Then the E4 glitch will work again, use it to get to the island with Dakari. Instead of Dakari there will be a Pc with Youtube on it, view the video called "Jeopardy" you will then be on the Jeopardy stage. from there you must find a way to the Wheel of Fortune Stage, so you...

 

[~Mewtwo_Rules~]

Say the magic word Diarrhea and then you will fall into a hole and you will be at the WOF. Spin a 52167345 and then Shaymin will appear. Tell it to go eat a mountain and it will kill you with its Grass things. But you have to get out of your grave and then you have to find a level 4 Drapion. you have to Use it to beat Celebi. Go to Glitch city and catch a 9. Stick the 9 on the Drapion's head and it will turn into Regigigas. Get Regigigas to level 305 and then a Celebi doll will appear in your Wii. Eat the doll, then poop it out and throw the turd at your mom...

 

[Dogboy2709]

The Turd will hit your mom, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, Jimmy Neutron will appear, your mom will then throw a pieat you, you dodge, and it hits Jimmy then Jimmy Makes you drink his burping soda, "Guanteed one burp per sip" You burp and you burp and you burp and you burp untill...

 

[~Night]

Jimmy Nutron turns into Mermaid Man and Barnincle Boy randomly appears, and they slap you in the back. After being slaped you go to your room and you see your friend/rival die a horible death. After he dies, you take his pokemon and order his starter to do it's most powerful move. After that...

 

[shinygold fan]

the pokemon goes berserk so you kill then......


EDIT: HELLLOOOOOO ANYONE????????

 

[~Mewtwo_Rules~]

OK I'll reply.

It turns out you killed a stuffed animal so you stick the head up your rival's butt then run off. You have to run until you get onto route3572098367206293847609832764329760432 then Missingno. V3 will appear. (Cue pixie trio music) Say ooooh and it will turn into your rival's strongest Pokemon and it will be... a level 1 hacked CELEBI! It will know Splash and Constrict. Blah. Worthless. Kill it and run back to Sandgem town and Dawn's little sister will say that Trainers are swarming in route 3572098367206293847609832764329760432 so run there again. Catch 6, put them all in your party and beat the Elite 4 using only Struggle. Once you do, your mom will say Congratulations, You Hvae Unlocked A Secret Ara. You Can go to the Sky pillar and the plane leavs in 5 minuts. (With all the typo's... she's drunk) Slap her then go to the plane. Make farting noises for 7.25216795 hours. You will arrive. Catch the Rayquaza and teach it Splash. Make that its only move and beat the Elite four again. Then...

 

[shinygold fan]

fart yourself into space where you see the last rock that will go to the moon in 78218624621486214684321846546213 years leave for earth to get off the moon you must........

 

[shinx^2]

consume a potato. Once the potato has been consumed, teach the moon bubblebeam with the potato. Then, go into battle with the rock that will go into the moon, call out a ditto and use transform. Instead, Ditto will...

 

[shinygold fan]

go mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo recall it and send out.....

 

[NocturnLeader]

A Pikachu that has just drank Moo Moo Milk to....

 

[Mustache]

become hungry. ignore the hungryness and beat it up, then just grab the clefairy aircraft thingy that is standing there and use it to go back to your ds. grab your mariokart advance game and plug it in. then dive in the sea and swim to johto, there go to the unown ruins and get lost. a mann will pop up and he kicks your ass, so say "apbnaeioat tah paoewytha baetoaheaobnpewyqa;bfjnq3o94610394ytqrgwatph h wpoauta;vlh babnapeyahu" and all the unown will come to live and kill the man. he will die, and the unown will eat him. take his heart and bring it to your rival, he will give you his caterpie that knows blizzard. with it go fight fire pokemon. if you get beaten you will be falling into an endless hole that ends in a... ow wait it doesnt end. if you beat 59267026,004 fire pokemon you will receive some poopies. eat them and missengo V4 appears. ask him to come with you and he does. take him to your father, and he will turn your father into a very ugly feebass that doesn't like any kind of pokeblock or stuff like that, but make it eat alot of pokeblock till it farts pink smoke and then it will evolve into kakuna. kick kakuna till it breaks open and you will get a key that allows you to enter the mario race track.

 

[NocturnLeader]

Now race Mario and Luigi with Pikachu... but first you have to build a Kart for pikachu, then race and win, after that you....

 

[Mustache]

buy a bunch of hot dogs and feed them to luigi, so he is just as fat as wario, then do the same to mario, then call wario to come stand with you guys and give luigi and mario the same cloths as wario and let em run around the field and come back in 30 minutes. meanwhile catch a lvl 0.00038651450000001 wurmple with explosion and destiny bond. when luigi mario and wario return you don't know which is which, so tell wurmple to use destiny bond on the guys that he thinks are NOT mario and then use explosion. Wario and Mario die. this will cause a fatal error and the screen will go black, just wait 4 years and it will go back to normal again, but your save file is gone and you have to start a new game. when you get to choose yer first pokemon pick whismur. now go to the pokemoncenter and Missengo V5 is in your box. now use missengo to kill your whismur and then...

 

[NocturnLeader]

Teach Missengo fly, now hop aboard it and fly towards the mountains. Crash Directly into it and then you'll see Celebi birdies flying arund your head! Now you see a cave you...