Yaaay, my first crack at this!
This one is a few months old, but it's pretty wacky.
I was working in the Army, and my job entailed catching snake skins thrown by my superior from across the table, and then laying them on the ground. While doing this, we were talking and joking about things... I don't really remember specifics though. After awhile, he threw something else along with one of the snake skins, and I freaked out, and dropped it. I was really scared until I looked closer and said, "it's a knocked out possum."(It kinda looked like Zorua.) Which sort of calmed me down a bit. I started to go back to work, and then it jumped up, turned white and red, and everything else around me faded to white... while it walked toward me saying "pokeMAAN, pokeMAAN, pokeMAAN." over and over, in a fairly high pitched, ghostly voice, and getting bigger and bigger... and that's when I woke up, completely terrified. After about 2 or 3 seconds I started to lmao though, because it was just so stupid. lol
Also, there was that one dream where all of the transexual members of this forum were superheroes, lol. I already told that one in the LGBT thread though. lol
Usually I agree that a chunk of dreams mean nothing. Some people go their whole lives without ever having one that affected them in any way. But, as crazy as I'm going to sound, I've had my share of those that did.
So, let's start.
Army (Armed) - This kind of dream indicates obstacles to be overcome.
Snake - In it's psychological interpretation, a snake in your dream is a phallic symbol, and to dream of one...is a warning that you may be a slave to either your sexual passions or repressions. However, according to others, snakes in a dream are warnings of various troubles, obstacles or treachery. ... To dream of playfully handling snakes suggests that you are in danger of being led astray by unprincipaled friends or associates.
Joke - The meaning of a joke dream depends on the action and reaction. If you heard a joke, and were amused, it indicates a disagreement with a friend or an embarassing social predicament in the offing; to dream of telling a successful joke is an omen of business success...dirty or offensive jokes are a forecast of large profits.
Fear - ...As a general guide, if you conquered the cause of your dream fear, and/or the sensation disappeared during the dream, the forecast is that you will overcome your difficulties.
Opossum - This amusing animal in your dream is a reminding you that ignoring your problems is a surefire method of building a time bomb under yourself. Vigorus positive action is the only safe road to releif.
Zorua - Stop playing with your DS and read a book before bed. lol
Ah, as I think this might be a touchy one to actually give my opinion on, I'll just leave it at that. Take these as you will.
And, if you're curious, I quoted these directly from one of my books.
The Dreamer's Dictionary by Tom Corbett and Lady Stearn Robinson.