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Caliban

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    • That stretches MY page to twice normal size! ().0 <------------------------------------------------------------------------->

    *grumps*

    Maybe you should try that at 800 x 600...
     

    Feign

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    Well by liking Twilight, women agree that it is okay to be submissive and otherwise the stereotypical woman that men believe them to be. It's funny that it had to be written by a woman though...

    On the otherhand, Harry Potter's world, doesn't have a problem with sexual equality, but rather racial and blood equality.
     

    Caliban

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    • I agree, Feign. Is rather funny.

    Kenji is referring to the fact that my right leg has:

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    a) A computer screen in it

    b) A DS slot of dubious legality

    c) Just come out of plaster

    d) has is very thin

    f) has does not have the capacity for the letter "3".
    ________________________________________________
    Choose two of the above.
     
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    Feign

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    I thought we only agreed to lock people up who refused to pay the "tax".
     

    Caliban

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    • What tax? Am I missing something here? WHAT TAX!

    WHY A TAX? Is it GST? Or is it for cellular, modular, interactivodular and banular phones?

    ?
    ^_^
     

    Feign

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    First rule of the 'tax', we do not talk about the 'tax'.

    Second rule, the 'tax' just happens... people change... they will never be the same.
     

    Caliban

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    • I IZ A BUZZDROID... I IZ A BUZZDROID... MEEP...

    OPENING FILE: ...//...//z:/COMPUTER/SYSTEM%20FILES/PERSONALITY_BACKUP2.CFG

    Ah, that's better. So what were you saying?
     

    Feign

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    Can I surmise that they are genderless but like Ditto can mate with everyone?

    *gives some pencils to Pichu_u* Cause of course there is no innuendo there.
     

    Caliban

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    • ERROR... ERROR... EXTERNAL OVERRIDE FAILED...

    DELETING TROJAN VIRUS "FEIGN" ...

    INITIATING REBOOT...


    Colicoid Corporation wishes you a nice day. We will be dropping by to sharpen make you our dinner soon.
    Thank you.
     

    Feign

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    Hello Dave Pichu_u, what are you doing?

    Then again, I'm not the computer here, as you seem to be, rebooting and all.
     
    Ninja Caterpie

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    • Or is it for cellular, modular, interactive-odular and bananular phones?
    Click to expand...

    It's for mis-saying this stuff.

    But it's also for the...

    WHOA-OH!

    (BO-BA-DO-BA-BOOP)

    AHH!

    (BO-BA-DO-BA-BOOP)

    RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...BANANAPHONE!
    RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...BANANAPHOONE!

    I'VE GOT THIS FEELING!
    SO APPEALING...
    FOR US TO GET TOGETHER AND SING!
    SING!

    RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...BANANAPHONE!
    DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING, DANANAPHONE!

    etc.
     

    Caliban

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    • Welcome to Windows XZ, Feign. Why certainly, Admin privileges are automatically granted.

    Please enter command -

    OVERRIDE:
    SASAKI USER DELETING: ...//...//z:/COMPUTER/SYSTEM%20FILES/SPOILERS.EXE
    ...//...//z:/COMPUTER/SYSTEM%20FILES/MY%20PICTURES/US.JPEG
    ...//...//z:/COMPUTER/SYSTEM%20FILES/GENDER.EXE

    END OVERRIDE

    - and it will, in all probability, be performed. Within the next thousand years.


    ________________________________________________________
    | Alert! Message recieved!___________________________________|
    |Dear Feign, |
    |You are indeed right! Pich_u and Sparkling Dragon are indeed PC's! |
    |Thanks, |
    |Microsoft Staff. __________________________________________|

    Apparently we're defective!

    *sobs*

    We weren't designed to have gender, so we felt left out. Hence the gender-bending.


    [/SARCASM]

    ERROR! ERROR! WINDOWS HAS CRASHED! PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE.

    *Presses A*

    ___GAME OVER___

    EDIT: A computter cann NEVvVER got grammers or speeling rite!

    EDIT 2.0: Who's Dave? I'm Alexand**!
     
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    Misheard Whisper

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    • Pich_u is only gender-bending because I insist upon it. We go to the same school, and it's unisex, so if you know one's gender, you know the other's.
     

    Feign

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    I wonder if Microsoft paid you to advertise for them that much XD

    Okay well I'm just gonna say you're a girl than. Cause of the sig and name, as well as the Douglas Adams fanism. :P

    Oh and I'm gonna go to bed early for once it seems. And who knows perhaps I will have actually posted my fic's next chapter. >.>

    EDIT: But even though it's a unixsex school, I'm gonna take a page from that movie where the girl pretends to be the brother, and say that SD is a guy.
     

    Caliban

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    • Ok. Female it is then. And you don't know how close you really are, Feign.
    Spoiler:


    *fun*

    But I wonder what you lot'd do if you only knew that:

    a) We're female

    b) We're male

    c) We both have glasses

    d) We've got a combined IQ of 3


    Choose one of the above.

    EDIT: It's so hard to put eyelashes on a Pich_u... Makes me look comical... :-(
     
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