Get off My Bench!(~Revived~)

[Maraala]

Okay, really simple...

-There is a bench
-You must sit on it
-You must also knock off/get rid the person above you from the bench
-Have fun!

Ex.
Poster 1: I plant my sitting muscle on the fine wooden contraption
Poster 2: I hit you with a baseball bat and make you cy home to your mommy
Poster 3: I pelt you with apples and make you all sticky

Sammy shall start!

Sammy finds a wooden bench on the side of a road and sits down after a long boring day.

 

[Aquacorde]

I come over and gently push you sideways till you fall off the bench, then sit on it.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy distracts you with a picture of Ruby, which you drool over and faint

Sammy thens sits on the left side of the bench. Use it to your advantage or you shall get slapped

 

[Aquacorde]

I pick up the bench by the right side and slide you off. I then sit squarely in the middle of it.

 

[-Jared-]

I poke you from behind, scaring you off the bench, and promptly steal your spot. :)

 

[Maraala]

Sammy sends a Hunter to pounce on you and you run away
Sammy then sits :D

 

[-Jared-]

I defeat the hunter in a stunning display of combative prowess, which is enough to make you jump for joy, allowing to me reclaim my spot on the bench.

(Do you realize that it seriously took me like, 5 tries to type the word reclaim...? T__T)

 

[MarstheCar]

I at stare you evilly to move. After that failure, I hit you with my book-bag, causing you to fall off. I sit calmly on the bench.

 

[Aquacorde]

I ninja my way around behind you, then uncouthly knock you out with a rock to the head. You slump over, unconscious, and I shove you off and sit down.

 

[RUBY8]

I do a barrel roll to get beside you and falcon punch you off the bench.. then I sit down

 

[Aquacorde]

I set my blaster to 'stun'. Then I shoot you from the side so that you simply fall off the bench. I sit down again.

 

[MarstheCar]

Waking up from my unconscious state, I kick you in the face, causing you to fall over. I move your legs off the bench and sit on it.

 

[RUBY8]

I get up from being stunned and sent out alakazam to use psychic and throw you to the moon and then sit down and eat an icecream cone.

 

[curiousnathan]

I send out my genar to put you asleep and push you off the bench and sit on it while chewing on some gummy bears. :3

 

[RUBY8]

Ima firing my lazers and destroy you and the bench...

I buy a new one and sit in it yay!!

 

[curiousnathan]

Ima firing my lazers and destroy you and the bench...

I buy a new one and sit in it yay!!

I spit a gummy bear at your face and you run off to go get some more. XD
I sit, and enjoy my chewy delicious moment of relaxation.

 

[RUBY8]

haha i'm still sitting here because u didn't push me off.

 

[-Jared-]

I ask you politely if I may sit oin the bench by myself. You are so shocked by this sudden turn of events, you obey me wordlessly, and I resume my spot on the bench.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

Then I come along on this fine autumn day, and I see you are already on the bench that I shall be sitting on.

I sit down next to you, and over time I gradually move into you and eventually push you of my new bench.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy grabs the sushi that Sammy plans to not eat after learning what the orange stuff on it was and throws it at you. You then flee to go take a shower and Sammy sits on the bench