Get off My Bench!(~Revived~)

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

After I finish I come back to the bench to properly deal with you.

I whack you over the head with my special stick, then drag you unconscious body to a convenient location where you wont disturb me.

* Sits on bench *

 

[-Jared-]

Using my newly acquired Portal gun, I aim a portal under your body, and one in a bathroom of a local gas station. I sit on the now empty bench. ^__^

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

When I return to the bench that you so rudely portald me off of, I decide to make a piece offering to you. I hand you a cake with brown frosting, and cherries around the edges that are resting on top of individual small whip cream spots.

Before you can refuse, the cake blows up, leaving me with a bench covered in frosting, and you somewhere in Siberia.

LIE

 

[-Jared-]

Well now. I am quite disheartened that the cake turned out to be a lie, but sadness quickly gives away to anger and I attack you with a shovel, knocking you off the bench, allowing for my swift return to the bench.

 

[Melody]

*Tosses a pokeball out casually, a Pachirisu emerges from within it with a dazzling and flashy display of lightning*
Pachirisu, use Thunder Wave on that guy sitting on the bench over there. It's target practice :p
*Pachirisu uses Thunder Wave on Pikapal642!* *Pikapal642 is Paralyzed!*
*Reaches over, picks Pikapal642 up, and tosses him out of the bench as if he were a drunk being tossed out of a bar, then sits down to rest. Pachirisu follows, hopping up onto my lap with a "Come and try to mess with us" grin on it's face, static emitting from it's cheeks mischeviously*

 

[-Jared-]

Hmph. Well then, if you insist.

*tosses pokeball* Come on out, Typhlosion. I guess you could use...Heat Wave. ^__^

*The area surrounding the bench becomes super heated enough to force Pachy and Pachirisu to leave*

Thank you, I will take my seat now. :D *Typhlosion and I sit on the bench, with flames still bristling around Typhlosions neck.* ^__^

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

I do not like the fact that you rudely assaulted me with a shovel, therefor I made arangements with aliens to beam you and your typhlosion up to their space ship so they can carry out some experiments.

I shall now sit down on this comfy bench.

 

[-Jared-]

You hear an explosion in the sky *cougheruptioncough* and look up to see what's going on. You see me falling towards to, so you run away to avoid being flattened by my impact. At the last few seconds, I withdraw Typhlosion and send out my Togekiss to catch me, landing safely on the bench. ^__^

 

[Arc]

I spray you with a bottle of mace, so you run towards the nearest fountain to wash your eyes. While, I calmly sits down on the bench (^_^d)

 

[msfan645]

I send out my pikachu and it uses thunder. You turn into ashes and I sit on you.

 

[Thorns]

I call the "new" Team Rocket to take Pikachu. As you chase after the Electric Rodent, I take my place on the bench.

 

[Maraala]

But as you sit on the bench it creaks loudly, which then startles the Witch.
You run off, trying not to get killed.
Sammy sits down and drinks a apple juice box while having Sammy's pet Metroid kill guard against any one who wishes to steal Sammy's spot and juice box

 

[-Jared-]

I send out my Milotic which uses Ice Beam on your and your metroid. I slide my new Ice Sculpture off the bench and take my place on it. ^__^

 

[Maraala]

Curse you and you knowledge of a Metroids weakness to cold

Sammy just pushes you off

 

[Charizard632]

I tip over the bench, so that you can fall down.

Now I super glued myself to the bench.

 

[Melody]

*sets fire to the highly flammable glue on your behind before it bonds and laughs as you jump up and run off in search of water* Hehehehehehehe. Works every time. *plops down on the bench*

 

[Diablerie]

I get Machamp to pick it up, and tip it over, dumping you into the sea.

I take the seat for myself.

 

[GrifSpark]

I use my pepper-spray to blind Machamp, and then do the same to you, which causes you to run screaming which startles a witch

I simply sit down, and begin to eat my dinner of southern-fried-chicken.

 

[MarstheCar]

I take your dinner and throw into a nearby river. You jump into said river and I sit on the bench.

 

[Akita]

That's a waste of good food.

I sneak up behind you, put in ear plugs, and blast Green Day music so loud that you run for it, covering your ears. I then take out the ear plugs, turn the music down to a more reasonable volume, and sit on the bench. Sing to the music~