Okay, I personally thing this april fools joke is a bit annoying. Anyhow, here's my team so far:
Abra Level 15
Teleport
Okay, I had a level 10 abra I caught in route 34, but this one's higher-level. And I had the spare coins after getting ekans for my pokedex. It's going to be a great pokemon after evolving.
Bayleef Level 16
Headbutt
Synthesis
Razor Leaf
PoisonPowder
Great pokemon so far, I'm not regretting choosing it like I thought I might.
Flaaffy Level 17
Tackle
Growl
ThunderShock
Thunder Wave
The normal moves are bad. I have to replace them, but the other moves are good.
Togepi Level 12
Sweet Kiss
Charm
Extrasensory
Metronome
I really like togekiss, but I won't get it until late in the game. Togetic will be good in the meantime.
Butterfree Level 16
U-Turn
Confusion
Sleep Powder
Gust
Say what you will about butterfree not being good, but it was a fairly solid pokemon when I played a run of pokemon leafgreen. Sleep Powder the foe so it can't attack me (I'll admit butterfree has low physical defense, and several weaknesses), then confusion for things weak to it. Or gust for things weak to that, but not confusion. If neither of them are super effective, I'll U-Turn out.
I like my team so far. It's gotten me to goldenrod city!