Chit-Chat: In which we welcome back Shining Raichu from his extended vacation

[droomph]

I'm still shocked and appalled by the title change regardless! I am supposed to be the patron saint of this place!

Noooooooooooo the patron saint is Insanity, you're the High Priest I don't understand catholisinansdfsajud at all

 

[Somniac]

Hey DCC, I've missed you recently. Amidst alcoholic and sleep depravity induced fever-dreams I've been working and celebrating various birthdays hence the increased absences. I promise I'll be more faithful, don't be that way, I lvoe you really DCC.

Ohhh. Well, now that makes a whole lot more sense.

Personally, I don't mind insults, as long as it isn't racially or sexually malicious. I throw the f bomb at people all the time.

I insult everyone I like on a regular basis, it lets them know I care.

Spoiler:

You're stupid.

It's referencing the crack sounds whips make, and I'm sure I don't need to explain why the whip is relevant.

I'm still shocked and appalled by the title change regardless! I am supposed to be the patron saint of this place!

All you need to do is produce some sort of obscure witty comment that makes people laugh enough to be put in the title, couldn't be that hard to be hilarious. No pressure.

 

[Honest]

And DCC loves you too, as does this stupid head <3

And the DCC thread title can also be changed by bribing me. Just saying!

 

[Sableye~]

Someone I know is the same way, Somniac. People who see us talking must think that she hates me. X}

I'm not bothered by people throwing things at me that should be 'offensive'. My tolerance depends on the person/people who are doing it, though. Heck, I spent months being hated by classmates because I ruined their previously all-male class, and didn't even care. It was a good excuse to be unsocial. :D

 

[Her]

Why bribe you when I could just go to Andy? :)

 

[Honest]

Why bribe you when I could just go to Andy? :)

Awwww shucks, loophole.

Well, I'll put Andy under my spell. Then he won't be able to do anything without my approval. So hah.

 

[Her]

Yeah, like you could possibly remove Andy from my thorns.

 

[Honest]

Hey, there's that old cliche "If you believe, anything is possible".

I'm I believer! =D

 

[Nathan]

In my school, insulting someone is equivalent to saying hi. 'Nuff said!

 

[Esper]

Insults are only worth your time if they're witty and stinging, like the (probably apocryphal) exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."

That's how you do it.

 

[Honest]

^Ouch, now that's a good comeback.

 

[Her]

Whenever I need a good comeback I just think WWMCD ('What Would Mariah Carey Do?') and then everything becomes clear.

 

[Charizard★]

Whenever I need a good comeback I just say something in Gujarati and walk away. Fr3sh.

 

[Kura]

Isn't that a bit of a cop-out though to make a comeback that someone else doesn't even understand? Can it be considered a comeback if they don't understand it?

 

[Honest]

I think it'd count, assuming it actually does make sense. It insults the person mentally in more than one way. We're teaching people how to be mean. How cute


Speaking of cute, Jigglypuff is officially our section mascot. Praise her!

 

[Broken_Arrow]

i come and go without saying..i think it's better that way! at least for me

 

[Charizard★]

Isn't that a bit of a cop-out though to make a comeback that someone else doesn't even understand? Can it be considered a comeback if they don't understand it?

It counts, at least in my school. There's more Hispanic and Arabic influence so usually whenever you get into that kind of situation, they speak either Spanish, Portuguese or Arabic. Seeing as I'm the only Indian in the school, I'm able to say something nobody understands, it ticks them off even more while I walk away unphased.

I think it'd count, assuming it actually does make sense. It insults the person mentally in more than one way. We're teaching people how to be mean. How cute


Speaking of cute, Jigglypuff is officially our section mascot. Praise her!

That it does.

I think retics are cuter.

 

[Kura]

AHHH I lost my post.

Anyways going a bit back to cracker.. I thought it was because crackers were white and flaky.. and so they meant they were like an unstable person..

Never have I been so wrong..

 

[Honest]

What's a retic....?


And that would make sense, Kura. Unless you were eating a Ritz cracker, anyway.

 

[Charizard★]

Only the most interesting snake in the world, a reticulated python!