Well I dunno about insane, crazy, psycho or downright weird, but I have a sweet little bedtime story that you should pass down to your kids and grandkids
Once upon a time... there was this really fat kid, and he broke out of the stork, and he fell down on to this old man, and he had a machine gun, and he started firing at the fatzo, and so the fat kid started puking on him, and he ran away, and so he threw grenades at the house and he became President... THE END
Of course, you could tell them the story that everyone knows about... the one that involves:
Cheese
Monkeys
Proctologists
Subsitute Teachers
Ancient Mew Cards
Heavy Household Items
Midget Meerkats in Detroit
Androgynous Presidents
and more...
So yes, Bananas were originally orange with brown and blue coffee stains on them, if thats what you're asking.