Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now the air pollution has increased and the world is coming to an end.

I wish Nintendo would release MOTHER 3 worldwide.

 

[Pokémon Trainer 188]

Granted, But it's only released on the Game & Watch.

I wish for a Desktop Computer that's not Windows XP

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now it only runs on Windows 95.

I wish to play League of Legends without any DLC.

 

[Pokémon Trainer 188]

Granted, But every 5 mins there's a Update which takes a Hour and it won't let you play until you Update :P

I wish for the Rarest E-reader card :)

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now they are worth more than what you make at work.

I wish GTA V was rated E for everyone.

 

[Pokémon Trainer 188]

Granted, But it's full of Unicorns, Pink and Rainbows.

I wish to find my Pokemon Emerald :P

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[xseed]

granted but you shapeshift accidently into a woman ^_^

I wish I could stop singing lol

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, but now people think you have no experience in music and avoid you

I wish dubstep was wiped out...

 

[mineox100]

Granted. It's wiped out, but only in Canada.

I wish pigs can fly.

 

[xseed]

Granted. But Strange chemicles are used to make them fly therefore we cant eat yummy bacon no more :(

I wish I was an anime character

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now senpai doesn't notice you.

I wish Taco Bell's happy hour was a bit longer.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted.

it costs just as much.

I wish that the poster below me never existed

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now it is bothering your sister.

I wish Christmas was today.

 

[xseed]

granted but you get coal ^_^ for christmas

I wish my computer/laptop had a better graphic card

 

[TY]

Granted, but its processor is the worst thing on the planet

I wish i had more hot chocolate

 

[xseed]

granted but you burn your tongue off in your mad hot chocolate crave lol

I wish I was home alone again

 

[TY]

Granted, you think you are home alone, but deep inside the shadows~

I wish college started not so early ;-;

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now the college parties begin.

I wish Giovanni was Ash's father.

 

[TY]

Granted, but now Ash becomes evil

I wish i wasnt in Bronze League anymore >.>