Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[xseed]

granted but you find out the poster wishes for something disturbing and your brain melts

I wish I could become a pokemon and marry sylveon

 

[destinedjagold]

granted, but then you wake up~ xD

i wish everyone's wishes comes true~ :3

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, someone wishes to kill everyone

I wish my homework is done

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted but it was done wrong.

I wish the Shirt Ninja would train me.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but he trains you to commit suicide.

I wish the male Meowstic and the female one were two separate species, just like the Nidorans.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now you must use a Shiny Ditto to make a female Meowstic.

I wish they would make a Mega Mewtwo Z.

 

[xseed]

granted but its design is horrible.

I wish my hair was straight instead of curly.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now you look like the girl from The Ring.

I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[xseed]

(no dude. I am going to look like jesus lol)
granted but everyone is jealous that your the best now

I wish I was the new Kira. I would become the god of this world and all evil shall die

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but instead of receiving the Death Note, you shall receive the Life Note...therefore reviving everyone because you have become Jesus now. lol

I wish I had Pizza.

 

[xseed]

granted but you become fat from eating too much pizza

I wish I could play all my old ps2 games

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now your GTA: San Andreas has gone haywire.

I wish Chespin's final evolution isn't a fat acorn.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now your GTA: San Andreas has gone haywire.

I wish Chespin's final evolution isn't a fat acorn.

 

[Shizzable]

Granted, now it's a fat walnut.

I wish I had a 3DS so I could play X and Y.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now X and Y have been delayed for another year.

I wish my Pikachu knew Psychic.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it can't learn Electric type moves. Not even by TM.

I wish that instead of fish and chips, you were told to eat potato chips in England.

 

[alisaie]

Granted! However, the potato chips don't taste like them at all they taste like spinach.

I wish for it to be October already.

 

[xseed]

granted but gamefreak decides to be a troll and release x and y in november

I wish mcdonald hamburgers were healthier and tastier

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now they taste like soymilk and are slimy.

I wish Disney World was closer to were I live.

 

[mewisthebest]

Granted, You move and Whoops, you have a tornado in your area, It just sucked up disney world and your home, o_O.

I wish I can have a mew 3ds and a copy of both pokemon x and y with all the mega pokemon and all the things they evolve with.