Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Nakala Pri]

O.O

Granted, but it's rotten. :P

I wish that people would stop culling sharks. ;-;

 

[Nolafus]

Granted, but sharks are now trying to take over the world and since we can't kill them anymore, they succeed.

I wish that everyone loved each other.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Good! :D

Granted, but we all love one another too much we get kinda sick in the heads and we all walk around naked for other people's enjoyment. xD

 

[Treetwig]

I wish that the user above me didn't forgot to make a wish

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted except they can't do anything about it anyways.

I wish sharks take over the world.

 

[Nordk]

Granted, but they censor everything so now the only thing on television, radio, and the internet is pictures of blenders and David Hasselhoff songs.
I wish for a cheese.

 

[White Raven]

Granted, but it is moldy
I wish for a Sharpedo that adores me in every way... with Speed Boost.

 

[Akromaric]

Granted. They show their affection by affectionately devouring your flesh.

I wish that I had a working tablet.

 

[White Raven]

Granted but you broke it again... WHY, AKROMARIC, WHY?????? I BOUGHT YOU ONE, AND YOU HAD TO GO ON BREAKIN IT!

I wish for a dollar

 

[Akromaric]

Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.

I wish for the extinction of humankind.

 

[Nolafus]

Granted! However, the extinction will not happen until the sun goes supernova. Don't worry, it will happen... eventually.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted. Deforestation left the poor animals homeless, and they are not happy.

I wish my friend safari pokemon were actually good.

 

[White Raven]

Granted. They are good, you are just inexperienced

I wish that my wishes are not always corrupted

Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.

But I live in Canada....

 

[Akromaric]

Granted, there will be one occasion where your wish is not corrupted, sometime in the distant future.

But I live in Canada....

So do I. It's American, then.

I wish for the power to create ice. Magically, I mean, not by using a freezer or a tundra or something like that.

 

[White Raven]

Granted but global warming kind of makes it less cold... really less cold.

I wish for a potato.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. Your potato is moldy though.

I wish for the ability to control my dreams.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you can only control pleasant dreams, and you get nightmares quite often.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but you get sick more often.

I wish the person who posts under me doesn't get their wish corrupted.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but I wished that my wish will get corrupted

I wish for a spoon.

 

[White Raven]

Granted, but I bent it by accident with my telekinesis.

I wish for some food that is not moldy.