Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[PikaNitro]

Granted, Arceus destroys you in worry that you might end up like Giovanni, Maxie, Archie, Cyrus, Ghetis and Lysandre!

I wish I had 2 Fudgeeos right now!

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but then they disintegrate themselves.

I wish for the apocalypse.

 

[Metricus]

The apocalypse happens and wipes out the entire earth, but in doing so life begins to evolve anew, and soon the earth is repopulated only without war or suffering.

I wish I was a super hero with line-of-sight teleportation who went around administering his own brand of rough justice all while wearing a stylish women's fur coat.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but the family of the furry animals used to make the coat attack you, and your powers aren't enough to stop them.

I wish there were a Sonic in my town.

 

[snakeyem12]

Granted, but the family of the furry animals used to make the coat attack you, and your powers aren't enough to stop them.

I wish there were a Sonic in my town.

Granted, it rolls around and it's spikes kill everyone.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Mochika Rage]

Granted, but now whenever you must fart in the time that you used to sleep. Continuously.

I wish that ShaQuL would come back on.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but (s)he keep's getting spammed so she never finds any VM from you. xD

I WISH FOR A PONY!!!

 

[Mochika Rage]

Granted, but it kills all of your friends and family.

I wish the weather wasn't stupid here in England.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but then Kyogre and Groudon appear in London and have a weather war.

I wish it would warm up here in New York.

 

[Mew]

Granted but you burn up.

I wish... for a sandwich! (10 pts if you get the reference)

 

[Hero of Twilight]

i did get that reference of calvin and hobbes.
the wish is granted, but its a sandwich that you don't like
i wish for pokemon that can use magic. (not fairy type)

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. Delphox uses Psychic and steals your wallet.

I wish for a real life Mawile <3

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but he eats you! :X

I wish that a fish could grant me a lovely wish~

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but the fish has a rule: you can only wish for chum. Tasty tasty chum.

I wish for a volcano.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's full of public waste and it erupts. xD

I wish for a catchy signature face besides 'Bwa'! ;-;

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but there's vomit all over it.

I wish you could still release Pokemon in Pokemon Rumble U.

 

[isthatyoudan]

Granted but it's a glitch and all your Pokémon are released so you have nothing to fight with.

I wish people who make movies could create sequels that are always, no matter what, better than the original, because they often aren't nowadays.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they all suck. xD

I wish that people would share my hobbies and interests. xD

 

[victini91]

This game. I've played it in PokeGTS before.
Oh well, wish granted but eventually when your hobby becomes a failure, everyone is a failure -_- (no offense)

I wish that all Poke Regions would become a reality..:P

 

[Dominick AKA Dom]

Granted, but there are no real pokemon.

I wish I could be taller...