Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Mew]

Granted, but they listen to your deepest secrets and leak them out.

Also,

Granted. The show never existed but the ponies now exist in real life.

GAH actually that wouldn't be that bad as long as people will shut up about MLP

 

[Nakala Pri]

No wish? ;~;

I wish for a bagel to try. xD

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It fails.

I wish that I wasn't a killer.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you turn into a murderer. >:D

I wish I didn't need to use the toilet... ever.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you had to never eat.

I wish for the whole brony/Sonic "OC"/furries communities to be gone, along with all NSFW stuff.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but all the fans of everything you're a fan of disappear as well, including you.

I wish for melon soda.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it turns out to be a old man's sweetened pee. xD

I wish for a pony! ;~;

 

[Dansparce]

Granted. You now have a stuffed pony that catches fire as soon as you look at it.

I wish you'd make me a teddy-bear.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but I make it look evil with a sickly scowl and it has rips and tears and it's stitching is loose. xD (that's probably how I'd make it, even unintentionally, haha)

I wish I could sleep in a sea of Dalmatians in a peaceful slumber~ <3

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. You drown.

I wish I would stop wishing for things that I don't really need!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you wish for something you REALLY need and you get it but then someone corrupts it due to lag. xD

I wish that no one corrupts anyone's wish again on this thread! >:D

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Denied; this game is about corrupting wishes. :P

I wish AZ Floette could evolve.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it evolves into a Level 1 Qwlfish who is called Toby who knows nothing but the move Bulk Up who cannot have his moveset in any way changed and his name is forever. Pluuuuus it's personality is Quirky and 'Likes to fart'. >:D

I wish for knish!

 

[Azire]

Granted but you come to America where Obama is President.

I wish to be happy.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, your happiness comes in the form of illegal substances, then you become an addict.

I wish to visit London.

 

[griever7x]

Granted, but it is the year 1854, and the city has been struck by a cholera outbreak!

I wish the whole world to be painted in a vivid red! ( OHHHHhhh the seizures, I can feel them already )

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but it is the year 1854, and the city has been struck by a cholera outbreak!

I wish the whole world to be painted in a vivid red! ( OHHHHhhh the seizures, I can feel them already )

Granted. Then it's quickly washed away with a horrible storm that affects every place in the world. Did I mention this left the world in a 3rd world state? :D

I wish to know the meaning of 0 / 0! >:o

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it it's confidential and the Boss-eyed Brigade locks you up in the Mad Murderous Magmortor Kingdom! D:

I wish for something fun to do. :P

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. You go off to commit mass genocide.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted by wishes but if it is being wished then is shall be wished for it to be wished upon.

 

[Sopheria]

Nothing happens because your wish was too confusing.

I wish for an end to world hunger.