Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but he farts in your face with the worlds stinkiest fart and breaks ten records. :D

I wish people would stop pestering me to change. xD

 

[Mew]

Granted, you never age, you're now like Ash.

 

[Nakala Pri]

No wish? ;;

I wish for a hug from someone nice and comfy~

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

Like snorlax! And he eats you.

I wish for a cacturn.

 

[Abby]

You fall on it and you bleed to death.

I wish for a nother wish

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. You become part of One Direction.

I wish for the longest wish ever to be wished for and granted but the person granting it has to be a elite granted of wishes so it doesn't get wished away by someone else who wishes to wish against my own wish, which I wish to be granted by someone who isn't a wisher wishing wishes for themselves and to not be bad and wish for my wish to not be granted by the wisher of wishes and for it not to be wished by someone else either without wishing bad for someone else especially myself! :S

 

[MurkMire]

Does Not Compute.

I wish to understand.

 

[Mew]

Granted, you understand a bit too much and blow up.

I wish... for a sandwich! Again!

 

[White Raven]

Granted. Your sandwich started eating you tho

I love your avatar and signature.

I wish for a 3DS

 

[MurkMire]

Granted, but it only plays Game Boy games.

I wish for the power to tame any and all snakes!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you get sold out to the zoo.

I wish I was immune to poison.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you lose your immunity to not loving One Direction. Congrats, you're now at a concert screaming: 'I LOVE YOU, HARRY!!!!'

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish get's a wart on their bum. c:<

 

[Fernbutter]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! NOW LOOK'IT WHAT YOU DONE, MY HOMELESS PERSON HAS A WART! ... uhh, also you die.

I wish for people to wish for better wishes!

 

[Abby]

Granted.
You now have to make better ways to corrupt them.

I wish for a parralelogram

 

[MurkMire]

Granted, but it's in the form of a crappy greeting card.

I wish for some apple juice.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, it turns out to be your great grandfather's pee.

I wish for a patio! :D

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you don't have a house.

I wish bronies would just shut up.

Because basically this.

Spoiler:

(AH GOD FURRIES)- (╯°□°）╯︵ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʎɹɹnɟ <me

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(AH GOD BRONIES)- (╯°□°）╯ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʎuoɹq <me

brony community ノ( º _ ºノ) -(Even if bronies and furries are pretty weird, stop making fun of them.) <community

..........................Too bad!..........................
ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʎɹɹnɟ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʎuoɹq <me

 

[Fernbutter]

uhh granted(?) you are no longer a mew tho

I wish for a pink adorable cat thing! :3

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, it eats your tooooes! :D

I wish that Nathan was here. ;~;

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but he's a vampire and he bites your neck :o

I wish I had a delicious milk steak.