Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Mew]

Granted, but you now have to be the slave of your mom.

I wish for world peace!

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, but technology is so advanced that some idiot will revive all of the most evil men in history.
I wish to remember to forget you

 

[Mew]

Granted, but Mewtwo strikes back

I wish that Greninja was the worst Pokémon of all time

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, now Delphox is one of the best Pokemon of all time.
Good or bad? You decide.

I wish the world would explode and anyone I care about/love and I were not harmed during the explosion >:D

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you suffocate in space.

And that's cool, Delphox ain't bad.

I wish for a copy of Pokémon Lost Silver

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. You receive a copy of Pokemon Silver, but then you lose it.

I wish Square Enix would make a sequel to The World Ends With You.

 

[Leo the Lion]

Granted, but as you play it, you become more and more addicted till you die of addiction.

I wish for a wishable wish that is wished by a wished wishing well while wishing for wishable wished wishes. :3

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. All wishes get granted except yours.

I wish for all admins and moderators to lose their moderating powers!!

 

[Mew]

Granted, but I am now the webmaster, and I make all the threads rickroll you.

I wish for another Mew friend

 

[Feraligatr13]

Granted, but your new friend Mewtwo comes to hate you, as you can not let it out of Cerulean Cave, lest it destroy the world, as in the Nuzlocke comics.

I wish that the first picture I saw when I came to this forum wasn't a puppy that I was being told was a baby bat, rather something more awesome like Samurott or Feraligatr or such.

 

[MurkMire]

Your wish has been granted. But, it's actually an Oshawott dressed up as a Samurott/a Totodile dressed up as a Feraligatr.

I wish... I was as funky as Miror B.

 

[Feraligatr13]

Before I begin, THANK YOU for the awesome wish!

Granted, you grow an afro so big you can't see a thing and your mother says, "Is that my son?"

I wish that the wish I was just granted would come true on every forum.

 

[Kawaii Shoujo Duskull]

Granted. But it lasts for a week before Ghetsis appears. Everywhere.


I wish I had a mudkip. :D

 

[Mew]

Granted, it turns you into one too, then your friends, then everyone. MUDKIP INFECTION.

I wish for better quality stuff on DeviantART

 

[MurkMire]

Your wish has been granted, but only in Naruto art.

I wish I was a boxer.

 

[Mew]

Granted, you're a pair of boxer shorts.

I wish I had reddit gold.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's useless.

I wish Justin Bieber's song "Baby" was never released in public.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It gets privately released to your family only and they all become the first beliebers and start the revolution.

I wish for the next poster to be hot.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted.It's to hot here.

I wish for a 1 year supply of TCG booster packs!

 

[donavannj]

Granted, however you don't pull anything but non-holo rares, and your reverse holos are all commons.

I wish for winter to begone forever.