Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen]

Granted...but people will get so obsessive towards it that they will claim it's from their possession.

I wish I could find a girl from my childhood.

 

[jollyninetails]

Granted, but she traps you in her bacement. Forever!

I wish that I could put people in pokeballs.

 

[Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen]

Granted, but one pokeball for 5cm of body piece.

I wish I had a violin.

 

[isthatyoudan]

Granted but it's broken and it costs more to fix it than it would cost to just by another violin.

I wish I had more customizable vinyl dolls! Munny!

 

[jollyninetails]

Your wil be done, but... They come alive to torment your loved ones when you are not watching them.

I want to be a wizzard.

 

[isthatyoudan]

Granted but the only magic you learn is creating mountains of zombie vinyl dolls. (REVENGE!)

I wish for a turkey sandwich with spicy mustard on rye bread. Now, I don't want there to be zombie turkeys, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird curses. Just a normal turkey sandwich. (Anyone get it?)

 

[jollyninetails]

Granted, but you have to walk to the south pole to get it.

I wanna kiss Nurse Joey. XD

 

[Jet Pilot]

Granted, but it turns out she's a transvestite.

I want to be a gazillionaire.

 

[Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen]

Granted...but you'll have to be a transvestite.

I wish I wasn't a statue.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you're a Mudusa. :P

I wish people would applaud me for being awesome. ;-;

 

[Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen]

Granted, but they're never stopping.......NEVER.

I wish listened to me playing piano.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they all crowd around you and put heaps of pressure on you until you make a mistake then they poke you with chopsticks.

I wisssssh my username change could come soooooooner.

 

[jollyninetails]

Granted. But its instantly quarantined by a Bio-hassard containment policy.

I wish I could have some Smoked Slowpoke tail with potatoes and Seperior sauce.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but the Pokemon Protection Agency beats you to death with Poke Toys. xD

I WIIIISH FOR A FIIIISH FOR MY CAAAAT!

 

[Fernbutter]

YOU GET A FISH BUT YOUR CAT KILLS IT BY SHOOTING IT WITH A SHOTGUN SAYING HASTA LA VISTA BABEEEEEIII


i wish for a cuddle + spoon

 

[Tixen]

Granted, however the being granting your wish has a hearing problem, and instead gives you a Cuttlefish, and the shrunken moon from Despicable Me. Have fun.

I wish I had no need to sleep

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but that was replaced with a need to sit on the toilet doing your business all day. xD

I wish I didn't feel sick. :C

 

[Dansparce]

Granted. You no longer feel anything, as you have become a lifeless statue.

I wish I didn't make this wish.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you make a subconscious wish which comes true that your hair will fall out and your face and your toes explode! :D

I WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD THEME!!

 

[Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen]

Granted, but you'll never be able to change it again.

I wish someone visited me more often.