Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Nah]

Granted, but its because school turns into wild parties and you don't get an education.

I wish my internet would function properly all the time and not just for parts of the day.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted, but then you actually took all the internet from the providers and world wide internet itself causing thousands of people to riot and cause chaos all throughout the world and in the end you get killed in the crossfire, all because you wanted internet.

I wish for a download button that isn't an Ad.

 

[Feraligatr13]

Granted, but it turns out to be a series of links that never ends until you tell it to be an ad/survey.

I wish that I had a cat that could have no negative effects on myself and the people I love.

 

[Nah]

Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.

I wish I had a spaceship.

 

[Feraligatr13]

Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.

I wish I had a spaceship.

So you're suggesting that I would be arrested for owning a mass-murdering cat, which would be a negative effect, so it breaks the parameters of my wish >:)

Granted; it flies you to the surface to the sun, although it wouldn't matter to you; you'd already be dead from a combination of the extreme heat and the cosmic radiation from flying to it.

I wish I was immune to injury, death, or any lethal activity against me.

 

[The Void]

Granted, but you now smell like poop for eternity.

I wish for one bottle of chocolate vodka.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It was poisoned.

I wish for buns.

 

[The Void]

Granted. It was stuffed with the vodka you poisoned.

I wish for an exploding chair.

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but it only explodes when you or your loved ones sit upon it.

I wish I had all the coconuts in the world.

 

[Nah]

Granted, but you're then forced to sing "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts" all day, non-stop.


I wish I had some awesome sauce.

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but it leaves a terrible aftertaste.

I wish I could handle the cuteness OAO

 

[pridekitty]

Granted-in order to handle the cuteness, you must have all emotion removed from your body, forever.

I wish I had a Pop-Tart, that WASN'T poisoned, and DIDN'T attract wild carnivorous land sharks.

 

[GreenAndBlueOmega]

Granted, but it's the last Pop-Tart in the world and you are forever hated.

I wish that GameFreak/Nintendo would make a Hoenn remake (seriously, though, it's about time, guys...)

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but it's on the Wii U, you can't trade Pokemon and it got a Metascore of 2

I wish to live in a place where there are no creeps.

 

[MurkMire]

Granted, but the problems is it's full of CRAWLIES! Muahahaha!

I wish to control the Heartless, and rule the world. :T

 

[Nah]

Granted, but then Sora kicks your ass.

I wish that tommorrow wasn't Monday.

 

[GreenAndBlueOmega]

Granted, but every other day of the year will be Monday

I wish that I could speak French perfectly

 

[Mew]

Granted, but you lose your first language.
I wish for a bag of Takis!

 

[GreenAndBlueOmega]

Granted, but they're all moldy!

I wish that Victini had Contrary

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it loses all its STAB moves.

I wish OC Remix made more remixes of Rayman soundtracks.