Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ficher]

Granted but you will be accused of being a spy.

I wish username changes is enabled again.

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted, but everyones Username is changed to Derick.

I wish I had SuperPowers!

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but they are turning into a statue, and you have to wait 3 hours for it to wear off so you can be you again.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you're bad at it and crash into a billboard.

I wish there were smart people at my school.

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted but you turn dumb

I wish for pudding.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you're the main ingredient of this pudding.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[TheWindMage]

Granted. You now know everything. Even how your mother felt when you were conceived.

I wish that I knew everything I wanted to know.

 

[Lemonade The Sqeezed Lemon]

Granted but what you want to know is useless in the world.

I wish I can 'teleport' to anywhere.

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted but you teleport on the edge of a building and fall because your powers are deactivated

i wish for you too watch what im watching that's Phineas and Ferb.

 

[Assassination]

Granted but I already watch it; it's incredible, really.

I wish that assassin jobs are legal.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but you get assasinated the day it does become legal.

I wish for Assasination to be illegal again.

 

[last fighter 36]

granted but you get killed before it does.

I wish for a Sad clown[mujimaru] and bacon [pokabu]

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but both hate you with a passion. :(

I wish for a chocolate cake.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's actually just mud (when you think about it, it's only wet dirt).

Wishes are painful sometimes.

 

[Maraala]

Is that even a wish?

Sammy wishes that Zebes and SR388 and Metroids and Power Suits were real

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but they're not.

Oh Fairy where're you going?

 

[MarstheCar]

The fairy, who has your wish, went to get a hammer.
I wish for a Pokemon egg.

 

[Ficher]

Granted but inside it is a bomb instead. :O

I wish I can eat and won't get fat.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Granted, but you also don't get full either!

I wish for a fast car!

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you can never catch it.
I wish I could dance like a puddle of ratio-active waste.