Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, you're now paralysed.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Ficher]

Granted but they taste like onions for some reason.

I wish I control the sun!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted!
Enjoy getting roasted, mr. Jim Carrey! :D

I wish, oh I do.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but you've wasted a wish.

I wish Chrono Trigger DS was here already. I'm so gosh-darn sick of waiting for it to arrive.

 

[Saitou]

Granted but it will burn for unknown reasons. :O

I wish I had 24 legs.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, they're now attached to your dog.

I wish for sunshine, lolicon pops and rainbows :3

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but the "con" part of what you said was also granted, and you are now in a 18++ commertial called "Sunshine Lolipops and Rainbows" starring you (was that too bad)

I wish i never said what I just said

 

[curiousnathan]

Granted, but you've already said it.

I wish for waffles. (Try saying that 3 time fast! Hehe~ :cer_giggle:)

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you have to say it three times.

I wish for super-epic-awesomeness.

 

[curiousnathan]

Granted, but only the awesomeness worked.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but they aren't.
Yes?

 

[curiousnathan]

Granted, but it turned out to be a 'no.'

I wish for a 1000 posts count.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's at OT.

I wish for cake.

 

[curiousnathan]

Granted, but it was pizza.

I wish for a candy mountain.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's made out of granite.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[curiousnathan]

Granted, but infourtunately it's poop. (Eww: Shiver.. What the hell?)

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted. Have a pony.

I wish for more awesome transparency!

 

[Saitou]

Granted, but all the awesome transparency was for me.

I wish frogs can talk Chinese.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but there is no such language as Chinese. It's Mandarin, you baboon!

I wish for cookies.

 

[Saitou]

I am a baboon? How dare you? :O I like the word Chinese better.

Granted buutttt they kill you from the inside out.

I wish for a submarine that can fly! Woohoo!