Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Spinor]

Granted, but you can never stop dancing even to eat or sleep. You die of dehydration and anorexia.

I wish this was the last post in the thread.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but the thread was revived.

I wish for 358/2 more days.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. 358/2 more days until 358/2 days' release.

I wish that I could finish a Final Fantasy.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its in a language you don't know, so the story is unknown.

I wish I had FF/KH style clothing.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted turn on your game and thier wearing the clothes :P

I wish for colonization.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

: Granted. : This : is : your : colon : ization :

I : wish : I : had : strudel. :

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted: but : its : filled : with : rat : guts.

I : wish : for : more colon:ization!

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok...I take it
I wish I had chocobo

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its only in your video games

I wish for loops

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Ok but your loops become straight
I wish I had a chicken

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it became a duck

I wish for eights

 

[Spinor]

888

Granted. You are now FrozenSnowman: God of Eights

I wish for a high Algebra Grade.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok but you get F in everything else
I wish for world peace

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Rest in peace Pluto...

I wish for Hope on the Winning Road.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

OK but you lose
I wish I had a keyblade

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted turn on your Kingdom Hearts video game and you will have a Keyblade.

I wish for alchemy.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok,play Aclemy
I wish I had a GunBlade

 

[SparklingMistral]

Granted; it doesn't work at all and it has a dull blade.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

...
I wish I had Masamune...

 

[Micro]

Granted. You had him nly in your imagination.
I wish I had all the money in the world.