Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. NEWS FLASH!!! We have all converted to the barter system.

I wish I could hear Venus live at the Topilla theater.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, it is just a debate between old geezers about the planet Venus.

I wish for a food fight.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok, A hotdog fights a taco!
I wish for a Buster Sword

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its actually busted XD
I wish for riddles!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Riddles are the same as tricks, right? You can get them from this guy.

I wish that wasn't a blatant plug.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. Now it's more blatant

I wish Chuck Norris came to NP's house.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but that's only because I was watching a Chuck Noris comercial on T.V.

I wish the NP was visited by Chuck Noris.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. He roundhouse kicked me so hard, it hurt you more than me.

I wish for a pickle.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I'm not telling you where I got from XD.

I wish for a cardboard box.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're still not anymore Solid Snake than you were before.

I wish for the Power to See Down this Dark Road.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted just turn on the lights you idiot XD.

I wish I hadn't just called jigglyppuff8 an idiot.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. You called him Sofaking Retarded instead. Hey, I don't handle Godotscript.exe even if I made it :\, That's how it was processed

I wish for a box of Popcorn.

 

[Ashbox]

ok...but it tastes like cardboard

i wish for coffee

 

[Spinor]

godotscript.exe ACCES DENIED. msg= You don't deserve my coffee.

I wish to be playing CoD5

 

[Ashbox]

cod4 is better than cod5....... =p

i wish godotscript.exe actualy worked

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You still get no sympathy from me coffee.

I wish I could be one of Ike's friends.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but he gives you no sympathy because he fights for his friends.

I wish I had more time in the day..

 

[Spinor]

Granted. A day is now a year in Pluto.

I wish HTML was enabled here.

 

[Loud and Annoying Pidgey]

granted but somebody makes a size 999999999 tag.

i wish for a new wii game.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Like all the others, it sucks.

I wish for a good Wii game to be announced.