Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but they are always sold out.

I wish for 1000 cheetahs

 

[Ashbox]

ok....but the 1000 cheetas eat you alive!!!

i wish for over 9000 longcats

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but it was interperated as 9000 polecats, enjoy your new skunks.

I wish I had a Pirate Hat on.

 

[Ashbox]

ok....but then the east india company arrests you for piracy.....and sends you to the gallows......

i wish for pudding

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. its so tasty that after you eat it, you get incredibly depressed because you will never eat it again.

I wish for a beard!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, it's still attached to Chuck Norris's Face. Good luck getting it.

I wish for creativity.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

congrats, your creative...and dangerous muahaha

i wish for a greener lawn

 

[Spinor]

Granted. It was painted green, but it all decomposes due to lack of sunlight.

I wish for an implosion

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but instead of an implosion I give you an explosion. BOOM!

I wish for uno, dos, and tres.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. You get Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. They all band together to kill you.

I wish for a super-power

 

[~Poke~]

Granted. You have the suicide superpower.

I wish for an infinite supply of perfect cookies that are not poisoned and will not be stolen, and no-one will be jealous.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but there isn't any milk.

I wish for faster, more agile fingers.

 

[~Poke~]

Granted. They're so fast that they fall off when you're typing.

I wish for what I previously wished for with milk that is also an infinite supply and not poisoned. And perfect in every way.

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted...But it's rat's milk. :<

I wish for a better past. =P

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. The last five minutes were instantly better, but you can't remember what you did.

I wish for Cream and Cheese :P.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

granted. You get cream cheese.......but NO CRACKERS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for bread!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I toast it so you get toast instead O.O I burned it so it's burnt :P.

I wish for burnt toast O.O

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have to eat it. It tastes horrible.

I wish for a recycling bin.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It can only recycle YOU!

I wish fortune and happiness to the next poster.

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but you get the opposite instead. XD

I wish for the next poster to be nice. =P