Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Zero°]

granted, all the trees survived and overgrew, now the whole world is green, even the water

I wish i knew what was for dinner?

 

[Vie]

granted, you now remember that you had bugs with slimy frogs.

I wish I had a blue dog.

 

[Zero°]

granted, but then the government took it to area 51 and you never saw it again

I wish I had a friend on this site, just one...

 

[Vie]

granted, but its david hasslehoff (sp..) who peed in his trousers and now sings 'I've been looking for freedom' ♪ yay.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Zero°]

denied, too many people have wished for that

I wish I was immortal

 

[Vie]

granted, but edward cullen, followed by 50 13-year-olds is going to bite you first.

I wish people would stop the twilight-hype.

 

[Raaji]

Granted, but they start hyping on an equally annoying thing.

I wish for a second season of Elfen Lied.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, the plot is centered around sharks and jumping over them.

I wish I could go to a video game tourney.

 

[Raaji]

Granted, but its a game tourney of children's games.

I wish for a giant cookie.

 

[Prototype Omega]

Granted. It's the size of a house and it's going to appear in your mouth. XD

I wish for one hundred billion dollars. *raises his pinky to the corner of his mouth*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're all counterfeit.

I wish that one wasn't too easy.

 

[Zero°]

granted now it's impossible to solve

i wish my cyndaquil knew surf

 

[Prototype Omega]

Granted. They're all counterfeit.

I wish that one wasn't too easy.

Hey, I'll spend counterfeit money XD

Granted. He gets KO'd everytime he uses it!

I wish I could fly.

 

[Zero°]

granted, but you are afraid of heights and fall into a pool of violent tentacruel

I wish I had a lvl 100 Caterpie named pwn that knew sacred fire, extreme speed, close combat, and sky attack oh joy

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It turns into a bad egg in battles with other people though.

I wish I was more into OU Pokemon.

 

[Zanny77]

Granted. You have a team of Infernape, Machamp, Gengar, Breloom, Tentacruel, and Lucario, and are swiftly owned by Alakazam.

I wish all my Pokemon were lvl. 100. :(

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They also have 0 EVs and since you can't gain EVs at lv. 100, they're pretty much useless (in competitive battles).

I wish for my room to feel cooler.

 

[Britney's Circus]

It turns hotter and kills anybody who walks inside your room.

I wish to see a live concert on my birthday.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's so terrible that you you tear of your ears, and then your guest go insane and pull out your eyes.

I wish for a pet pinapple.

 

[megasuper123]

Granted but the your pet eats you alive


i wish that i was 10x more powerful than alucard(hellsing)

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