Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you're not a dragon who can breathe underwater and you can't leave the bottom of the ocean.

I wish that pencils never went dull.

 

[Kyouya]

Granted but instead they were made dull in the first place

i wish i knew what to wish when my fish gives me a magic dish

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but others breaks.
I wish that the next 20 and my wish was protected.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now these wishes won't get STDs. They'll still be corrupted though.

I wish for an endless supply of apples.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but theres so many you get a stomachace.
I wish that nothing would corrupt or give the next 19 wishes STDs.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Instead, those wishes will now be taken out of context.

I wish I had the Special Ability to Excite the Audience.

 

[Kyouya]

granted but you lose it 3 minutes before you perform and when they are throwing rotten fruit the fruit gives off a highly deadly gas and you die passout

i wish i was king of the ocean

 

[Vyro]

Granted, but you can't swim or breathe underwater.

I wish I was a magic,giant,invincible dragon named flippy.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but you cant eat so you passout.
I wish I was God.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

I wish that I could go to Okinawa

 

[talesfan1]

when you arrived a nuculear bomb was dropped on the city.

I wish i could be a pro tennis player

 

[Ice Grimm]

Granted, but at your first match you hit yourself with the racket on the head and get a concussion and get to never play tennis again.

I wish I could fly =)

 

[Vyro]

granted, but you are allergic to air.

I wish I had a magic parakeet namd bobo who obeys my every command.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Like this game, it twists your words against you.

I wish that my internet wasn't being slow.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but your computor can't handle it and explodes.

I wish that the meaning of life wasn't 42.

 

[ClassicRockFan]

Granted, but not knowing the secret of life leads up to your head exploding.

I wish I had some soda right now.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but a random pink three-headed penguin comes and drinks it.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[talesfan1]

granted, but during none bored time you overexert your self and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a properly functioning computer

 

[The Bringer!]

Your computer begins to function properly as if by magic. However, now that your computer functions properly, it can be targetted by the mind control virus being sent out by your government.

I wish I had a stylish hat.

 

[Zanny77]

Granted, but you end up with a Man-O-War on your head, as that is a stylish hat for some crazy people.

I wish this guy would actually BATTLE ME!!11!!!11!!one!!