Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it is in another universe.

I wish for World Peace...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it's in another castle.

I wish I could stay at a Koopa hotel.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the Koopa's steal it and put it into the Koopa bank

I wish I could make wedding cakes by hitting a button on the top of my head.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted, bt the wedding cakes are always oil flavored. people want to buy them but rob you once they realize how disgusting your cakes are.

I wish I could play the piccolo.

 

[iTzKaizer]

GRANTED, but you play it really bad...

I wish i could touch my eyes with my tongue.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You poked your eye out. You really should've seen this one coming.

I wish for Clairvoyance.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. All the ghosts start harassing you, and you're forced to send long, inane chain-mails to everyone you know in order to warn them. Unsurprisingly, no-one listens.

I wish that no-one was ever hungry!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but because no one is hungry no one eats and everyone dies from starvation even though they weren't hungry.

I wish that life was like a silent film.

 

[iTzKaizer]

GRANTD, but you can't speak anyomore. And you're the bad guy in yout life

I wish i could stop FrozenSnowMan swinub eating.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, it's not eating yet.

I wish people wouldn't try starving my Swinub.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, it gets too fat and needs to be relocated to Pudgy Swinub Isle.

I wish that I didn't just post a reference to the anime's filler season (or was it the Johto arc?).

 

[Spinor]

Granted. A Swinub falls down and kills you

I wish I had an ergonomic keyboard. :D

 

[iTzKaizer]

Granted, but a virus effected your PC and you can't use it anymore ^^

I wish schools vanish forever.

 

[iTzKaizer]

Granted, but a virus effected your PC and you can't use it anymore ^^

I wish schools vanish forever.

 

[Ashbox]

Denied!
i wish the computer would start combining double posts correctly

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you're Grammar/Penmanship is still atrocious, "Nazi", and the computer infracts you for that.

I wish for tater tots.

 

[Ashbox]

granted....but there 2 days old.....

hey...nobody is perfect...

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but the old system comes to life and kills you for getting rid of it. It's amazing what computer systems can do nowadays.

I wish to die!

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted...Just that...XD

I wish for a brand new, working, uncorrupted, I can use right now, with nothing wrong with it Nintendo DSi that's from the present. ^_____^

 

[.Ozymandias]

Granted, but it wont connect to wi-fi or allow you to evolve any pokémon on D/P.

I wish for a nice sunny day which is as warm as it looks.