Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you keep hitting your head on the ceiling because your family decides to get a new house with low ceilings.

I wish for a revolution~

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted but you'll die in it.

I wish for a good job that is enjoyable and pays well.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's eating bugs on national television. It's enjoyable for other people to watch. Also, you get $888 a day, so no complaining.

I wish for this forum to go down already with name chagnes so I can hang out at my other places for a while.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted but you'll get a virus that eats a hole in your computer then proceeds to eat a hole in you.

I wish my NES worked.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. But only after you gave it to the neighbour kid because you thought it didn't work.

I wish I liked someone who wasn't dead.

 

[Gazza]

Granted.....but then I die :O

XD


I wish they showed one episode with the Okazaki family all together ;~;

 

[pikalax]

Granted, the villains kill them off, thus ending the series once and for all.

I wish people would stop saying that they're giving up their virginity for Lent.

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted, but they give it up for sometrhing worse.

I wish I could fall asleep.

 

[Gazza]

granted but you slip into a coma and sleep for twenty years wake up and everything around you has changed then you die of shock. :O

i wish i had at least one emblem ;;

 

[Graceful]

Granted, But Your Banned Of PC For Eternity Afterwards!

I Wish I Had A Bottle Of Coke (Coca Cola)

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted, but it ends up exploding xD lol

I wish I had a muffin

 

[pikalax]

Granted, it's got anchovies and sardines.

I wish to wake up.

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but you wake up to find that TEH PIKALAX GAME IS DEAD!!!!!!!

I wish that everyone would do this

 

[couldn't think of anything original]

Granted but then the option to do it was removed :P


[simple-spoil="Gazza's Wish]i wish that this thread was closed[/simple-spoil]

 

[Sora's Nobody]

Denied!!! This thread is pure awesomeness!

I wish i had a pen!

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted but it'll blow up and ink your face.

I wish I had a private yacht.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted. its a toy.


I wish i had five arms o:

 

[WonderGirl]

Granted but I chopped them off your parents :O

I wish naruto was real xD

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted but he's 1 foot tall.

I wish I had some jelly beans.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you magically get diabetes and can't have them.

I wish for a Christmas candy Stalin.